Get ready for a thrilling conversation as we take a look at Wes Craven's 1970s classic horror movie, 'The Hills Have Eyes', and its early 2000s reboot. We explore the dynamics of the Carter family, the characters in the original and the reboot, and how they compare. We also look at Nicholas Cage’s character and how the family's journey takes a horrifying turn when they find themselves stranded in a nuclear testing site.

Listen in as we share our thoughts on the brutal sequences in the original and the reboot of 'The Hills Have Eyes'. We discuss the realistic effects, and the difference in the depiction of violence. We also explore the character of Lizard, a cannibal who is far more intelligent than Pluto from the original movie. We highlight the jump scare when Lynn appears to come back to life and Doug's heroic rescue mission.

Finally, we analyze the reviews of the 2006 remake and debate the idea of horror movies being scary or stomach-turning. You'll get to hear about Stephen King's obsession with women's breasts and the infamous one-star review entitled 'Repugnant'. We also discuss the impact and legacy of Roger Ebert and his contribution to the film industry. Plus, we share our thoughts on the DCEU reboot of the Flash movie and how it doesn't really matter because the multiverse has been thrown off balance by the Flash's attempt to save his mother.

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(0:00:00) - Kayak Hobbies and Movie Reviews

(0:11:34) - Road Trip Terror and Radio Calls

(0:24:17) - "The Hills Have Eyes" Plot Summary

(0:29:26) - "The Strangers" and Its Characters

(0:32:58) - "The Hills Have Eyes" Movie Discussion

(0:44:11) - Discussion of a Mutant-Focused Movie Remake

(0:54:33) - Brutal Sequences in Different Versions Comparison

(1:07:14) - "The Hills Have Eyes" Remake Discussion

(1:15:43) - Expressing Disapproval of Roger Ebert

Hey there, it's Pedro and Meredith – brace yourselves as we take a wild romp through the fantasy realm of the Dungeons and Dragons 2000 movie. Ever wondered why this film was largely dismissed upon its release and how it has evolved into a cult classic punchline? We've got the scoop! We're scrutinizing everything from the unique art style, the eclectic cast featuring Marlon Wayans and the Girl Mage Marina, to the director's audacious efforts of getting this project off the ground.

Can we talk about the comedy gold moments that were unintentionally baked into the film? Ranging from the characters' quirky traits to the offbeat comedic beats sprinkled throughout the movie, we break down the fascinating (and often hilarious) elements of this peculiar cinematic adventure. From the intriguing Vildan and the deadly maze journey to the treasure chests that double as creatures – we've covered it all! And don't forget the dragon's eye, the arrival of Blue Lips threatening to incinerate the map, and the peculiar interrogation of Marina with the ear worms, we leave no stone unturned in our romp through this fantasy world.

Lastly, we can't ignore the acting (or overacting) of Jeremy Irons, the challenging journey of the director, and the public's reaction post-release. We're exploring the budget, the box office numbers, and throwing in some fun trivia including a peek into the upcoming flashy reboot of the movie. Completing the journey, we give our final verdict on the actors' performances, the plot, and the character interactions within the world of Dungeons and Dragons. So, buckle up and join us for this whirlwind episode of Gritty Reboot where we navigate a maze of good, bad, and downright hilarious moments from this infamous film.

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(0:00:10) - Dungeons and Dragons

(0:10:22) - Critique of Annoying Characters and Effects

(0:15:18) - Discussion of a Fantasy Movie

(0:29:00) - Discussion on Dungeons and Dragons Movies

(0:34:23) - Thieves and Fun Movies

(0:43:25) - Adventure With Shape-Shifting and Fun Cameos

(0:53:50) - Dungeons & Dragons Movie Discussion

(1:01:00) - D&D Movie Reviews and Criticisms

What makes the 2011 remake of the classic horror film, The Thing, stand apart from the original? Join Meredith and me as we journey through the chilling Arctic landscape to unearth the secrets behind this reboot. We'll analyze the cast and crew, including Paul Bronstein, Eric Christian Olson, Ulrich Thompson, Joe Edgerton, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and discuss how they breathed new life into the movie while also exploring the confusingly named prequel and its overall impact.

As we dig deeper into the frosty terrain, we'll uncover the changes made to the 2011 version of The Thing, including the cast, crew, and the effects house Aaron Dine Dynamic. We'll also expose the studio interference that led to rushed CG replacing the originally planned practical effects, and discuss how this hindered the movie's potential. Plus, we'll share our thoughts on Mary Elizabeth Winstead's role in the film and why she was the perfect choice for this icy expedition.

Finally, we'll brave the chilling comparison between the original horror classic and its 2011 counterpart. We'll evaluate the cast and crew, including Kurt Russell and Wilford Brimley, as well as the effects used in the remake. Delving into the depths of the movie's characters, we'll dissect key scenes, such as Kate's realization about the alien cells and the monster's ultimate goal. So, grab your parka and join us as we analyze this spine-tingling film and debate the potential evil lurking within The Thing.

(0:00:00) - The Thing 2011

(0:05:52) - The Thing (2011) Effects and Plot

(0:17:09) - The Thing Prequel Analysis

(0:28:37) - The Thing

(0:32:42) - Adapting the Thing From Another World

(0:45:05) - Movie Reviews and Social Media

We will Take a look at 1982's The Thing. This reimagining brought to us by the immortal John Carpenter Because a true classic of its genre. Come along with us as we explore its production, its disastrous release, and its rise to prominence on home video and TV.

This week we break down the orignal Blair witch Project and it 2016 requel Blair Witch

Get ready for a thrilling ride as we dissect not one, but two Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboots - Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and Leatherface (2017), both of which we never saw before. Prepare to be shocked and amused as we unravel the convoluted continuity of this iconic horror franchise, evaluate the cast, box office performance, and the use of 3D. Don't worry, we spare no details as we examine the timeline, the posse that leads the movie, and the surprising lack of nudity and gore in these films.

Buckle up as we dive into a detailed review of Texas Chainsaw 3D. We follow Heather and her friends on their road trip to the house of Verna, Heather's unknown relative. You'll be on the edge of your seat as we discuss the extravagant house, Heather's affair with Ryan, Daryl's robbery, and the 3D shots that fail to impress. You won't believe the twists and turns this movie takes!

Last but not least, we tackle Leatherface (2017) and its unique approach to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre storyline. We'll introduce you to the characters of Clarisse, Nurse Lizzie, Jackson, and Bud, and reveal how the movie tries to reboot the franchise with a prison break plot. Be prepared for our in-depth analysis of the movie's reliance on a twist to keep the audience guessing and its ultimate failure to deliver. You don't want to miss this exhilarating episode as we navigate through the gruesome world of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboots.

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Ever wondered what happened to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise? Get ready for a wild ride as we tackle not one, but two reboots - Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and Leatherface (2017)! Despite neither of us having seen them before, we dissect these gritty attempts to breathe new life into the iconic series. From the convoluted continuity to the underwhelming 3D shots, we hold nothing back in our analysis.

Buckle up as we dive into the 2013 Texas Chainsaw 3D, following Heather and her friends on a chaotic road trip to her unknown relative's extravagant house. We even touch on the surprising lack of nudity and gore in this modern horror flick. Then, we shift gears and explore the 2017 reboot, Leatherface, and its unique twist on the classic storyline. With a prison break plot and an unexpected twist, this movie definitely shook things up - but did it hit the mark?

Don't miss this thrilling episode as we unravel the Texas Chainsaw Massacre timeline and discuss our thoughts on these reboots. From the bizarre plot decisions to the questionable cinematography, we've got it all covered. Join us for a gruesomely entertaining discussion you won't want to miss!

Chapters

(0:00:18) - Gritty Reboot

(0:12:26) - Movie Review

(0:24:00) - Plot Summary of a Horror Movie

(0:30:08) - Review of Leatherface (2017)

(0:37:54) - Discussion of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(0:44:46) - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(0:52:25) - Review of Texas Chainsaw Movies

(1:05:18) - Disliking a Sequel

Ready for a wild ride into the world of Leatherface? In this thrilling episode of Gritty Reboot, we take a deep look at two official reboots of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series: the 2003 version starring Jessica Biel, and the 2021 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Come along as we explore the coincidence that started the slasher remake trend in 2003, Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes Company, and the cast and crew behind the movies. Plus, we'll discuss the striking visual links between these movies and the original, as well as their surprisingly ugly yet beautiful cinematography.We also dive into the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie, analyzing the director's original vision, the studio's involvement, and the oddities of the scene where the characters report a suicide. Join in our debate about whether characters should have had cell phones, and the consequences of their decisions when encountering a child with terrifying teeth. And don't miss our exploration of Leatherface and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, as we discuss the intense performances of Arleigh Irmi and the controversy between Gunnar Hansen and Andrew Bernarski.Finally, we wrap up our Leatherface saga by dissecting the 2021 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We'll chat about the introduction of John Lorquett as the narrator, the return of the Sawyers family, and our lead character, Elise Fisher. Discover how a small town's quest for redemption leads to a battle against Leatherface, and the strange subplot about the ownership of the deed title. So grab your popcorn and chainsaw, and join us in this adrenaline-pumping episode of Gritty Reboot!(0:00:01) - Texas Chainsaw Massacre Reboots(0:12:06) - Analysis of Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake(0:17:59) - Analysis of Character Performances in TCM(0:26:55) - Analysis of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre(0:39:10) - Texas Chainsaw Massacre(0:49:44) - Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 Review

Prepare for a thrilling journey into the world of horror as we kick off our Texas Chainsaw Massacre feature by dissecting the raw, documentary-like style of the 1974 classic that set the stage for the future of horror movies. From unsettling opening scenes to the introduction of the iconic Leatherface, we break down what makes this film so influential in the world of horror.We'll dive into memorable scenes and characters like the creepy hitchhiker and the terrifying chase through the woods with our final girl, Sally. Plus, we unveil the incredible commitment of the crew and actors to make this film as realistic as possible, from method acting to the use of real blood and fear in their performances. Don't miss out on the fascinating trivia we unearth, such as how Guillermo del Toro became a vegetarian after watching this movie!Join us on this spine-chilling adventure through the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise as we explore its impact on the horror genre and its many reboots and sequels to come. And as always, we'd love to hear your thoughts and feedback on this iconic film. Be sure to rate and follow our podcast, and stay tuned for our next episode, where we'll have a special surprise in store for you!

What does it take to go from being a bodybuilder in Austria to becoming one of the most iconic action stars in Hollywood? Arnold Schwarzenegger's incredible journey is filled with highs and lows, personal struggles, and controversies.In this episode, we reminisce about Arnold's most iconic roles such as Conan the Barbarian, Terminator, and Commando, while examining the impact of box office performance and critical reception on his career. We also explore lesser-known projects and Arnold's attempt at dramatic acting in films like Sabotage and Maggie. Listen in as we discuss his contributions to charities, his time as the governor of California, and his recent return to acting. Get ready for a fascinating look at the life and career of this legendary action star-turned-politician-turned-actor once again!

Chapters:

(0:00:03) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Career Retrospective

(0:09:47) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Early Career

(0:15:47) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Early Film Hits

(0:24:25) - Arnold Schwartznager's Film Career

(0:28:30) - Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Reviews

(0:37:41) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Declining Career

(0:44:59) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Filmography Overview

(0:54:00) - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Career and Future

In this episode, we dive into the world of House Party, a beloved movie from the dawn of the 90's and its 2023 reboot. We discuss the charming cast, the film's simple plot, and how it holds up today, as well as the comedic trio of bullies and the memorable dance battle. We also explore the role of positive father figures, as we explore the performance given by the late Robin Harris, and touch on the film's incorporation of musical numbers. We then discuss the importance of friendship in the film and how it contributes to a satisfying conclusion. As for the reboot, which, although not as beloved as the original, still offers some enjoyable moments and a satisfactory viewing experience, with Kid Cudi's performance being particularly hilarious. Finally, we explore the history of the "lame white person" trope in black cinema and its presence in the rebooted House Party film. Overall, this episode is an enjoyable and nostalgic look back at this classic film and its impact on us, so join us as we reminisce about House Party and its legacy.