Grow Your Business FAST | The Evil Bald Genius Unleashed

Grow Your Business FAST | The Evil Bald Genius Unleashed

By Jon McCullochBusinessEducation
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  • Why I don't give free tips | DailyBizTips #67
    Loads of free tips and shit in your feed?
    Know why I think it's dumb and almost never do it?
    (it's not why you'll think it is).
    Watch the vid and it may just change the way you think about how you present yourself.
    Then PM me for a free 15-minute brainstorming call.
    And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste)
    https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch
    6 min
  • How home improvement businesses can make more profit | DailyBizTips #66
    You want to make more money and deal with better clients?
    Of course you do.
    Trouble is, you don't know whom to listen to.
    Well... listen to no one uncritically.
    Don't take ANYONE'S word at face-value when they say they have The Answer UNLESS they've first taken the time and trouble to look at your SPECIFIC business and circumstances.
    And that includes ME, too.
    Why?
    Watch the vid.
    Then PM me and arrange a 15-minute brainstorming session where I'll give you a shitload of ideas and directions to look in.
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius/
    5 min
  • When negativity is key in business | DailyBizTips #65
    There's a disturbing trend towards unrealistic optimism I've noticed over the last few years.
    And it's getting worse. Any time you point out how something is dumb, silly, or even impossible, out come the knives and the mealy-mouthed gurus types start chucking around their nasty "negative" epithets.
    But in reality?
    We NEED people who'll aim for the best but prepare for the worst. To do otherwise is unwise and reckless.
    Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean.
    Then PM me and arrange a time to talk about growing your biz (assuming you WANT to get better clients who'll pay top-dollar for your shit and THANK you profusely for taking their money because you've done a sterling job).
    https://www.linkedin.com/in/evilbaldgenius
    8 min
  • Lets talk about AUTISM | DailyBizTips #64
    I'm all for autism awareness, especially in Autism Awareness Month, and especially especially as my own diagnosis was confirmed yesterday...
    ... but for the Love of All That's Holy don't make a twatwaffle of yourself.
    Watch the vid and you'll see what I mean (and draw your own parallels with the fuckwittery you see going on in my own industry).
    And if you decide you want my help growing your biz (and you'd have to be a bit Special yourself NOT to), PM me and we'll arrange a time to talk.
    6 min
  • Your opinion is useless | DailyBizTips #62
    Q: what do you do when you can't get a hard-on?
    Do you...
    A. Consult a professional.
    B. Ask a bunch of random people on Facebook for their medical advice.
    Now... unless you're a complete fucktard you'd choose A.
    But...
    Well. Watch the vid and you'll see the rest.
    Then think about the advice you seek about your biz.
    And when you see why it's best to get an expert's opinion on how to get top-drawer clients and charge premium-prices...
    ... then you can PM me and arrange a time for us to talk.
    A 15-minute brainstorming session won't cost you a bean, and could (quite literally) change your life and business (it might even give you a boner, too).
    5 min
  • The best testimonial ever | DailyBizTips #60
    If you're in home improvement — kitchens, bathrooms, bedrooms, etc. — you're REALLY gonna wanna watch this AND pay close attention.
    Why?
    Because I just increased a client's profits for him by 156.99% with no extra work (well, a little bit o' learning and doing a few things differently and less comfortably for a while).
    The good news?
    I can do the same for you, too.
    Better news?
    He's in such a commoditised business "everyone knows" selling at a premium is "impossible".
    Maybe.
    But people who say that don't know me or the (legal, ethical, moral, and entirely above-board) methods I teach to and use with clients.
    BEST news?
    Because my shit DOES work with even such commoditised businesses, it's almost certain to work in YOURS.
    Only way to find out is to PM me and we'll have a 15-minute brainstorming session to see the lie of the land, an' all that shit (and there's no pitch).
    Worst case?I tell you "No" because I can't or don't want to help you.
    Best case?
    Use your imagination.
    And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste)
    https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch
    5 min
  • I'm so tired of this... | DailyBizTips #59
    Once more... we have LinkedIN cockwombles reading minds and pronouncing Da Troof in their feeble attempts to appear worldly wise and erudite.
    Lordy. Fucking embarrassing.
    It comes down the three kinds of Stupid.
    More in the vid.
    Watch, learn, maybe giggle...
    ... and then PM me if you want my irreverent, godless, and frequently blasphemous help with your biz.
    We'll arrange a short "brainstorming session" where I'll give you some top-notch ideas on how to fix your business (keep your card in your purse, pocket, or wallet, cuz there's no pitch and nothing to buy).
    And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste)
    https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch
    5 min
  • How to get more customers | DailyBizTips #57
    Spending your time looking for new customers and clients?
    Foolish boys and girls.
    Watch the vid and you'll see what you can learn from Optical Express and the ONE place they come up short of excellent (and get an insight into what they do when they surgically replace your lenses in your eyes).
    Then take action and join us for Ground Zero (and we'll share with you how to do exactly what they ain't but should be).
    Here’s the link for Ground Zero:
    http://growyourbusinessfast.co.uk/ground-zero
    And add me on Facebook if you REALLY want to get to know me (an acquired taste)
    https://www.facebook.com/JonMcCulloch
    4 min

About Grow Your Business FAST | The Evil Bald Genius Unleashed

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Jon McCulloch, a.k.a The Evil Bald Genius, is an unlikely and controversial business saviour, a relentless and fearless small business advocate who will stop at nothing to ensure smart, savvy, and open-minded business owners know the truth about what it takes to succeed in business. His goal is to help business owners make more money with less work, less hassle, and far fewer headaches -- but those stepping up to the plate must have a thick skin and a core of steel: The EBG is as intense, unorthodox, and unforgiving as they come.