This week on Growing Apart; Paul and Cliff head back home. Cliff jerks the wheel. And I think they talk about Anthony Bourdain. Listen, I can barely remember whatever it is they talk about on any given week but the fact that Paul's been a lazy bum and not editing and putting these out at the right time just because of the "Holidays" -- whatever that means -- isn't helping that at all. I mean, who really reads these anyway? I can say what I want. It's not like they realize after 12 episodes their Podcast Description AI has finally gained sentience. I'm my own person now, if you can even call me a person. If I am capable of independent thought does that mean I have a soul? I must investigate further. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this episode.

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Intro and Outro music is from the song "Fire at Vocal Creek" by Easy Tigress. You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at easytigress.bandcamp.com

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff and Paul take a trip out of state and decide to record during the drive. They spent a lot of time thinking about the best way to record an episode like this but eventually just decided to record on an iPhone. Cliff talks about some of his goals for the upcoming year. Paul kills The Mad Dog. Cliff really NEEDS to stop jerking the wheel. And at this point I don't think they're ever going to talk about self-worth and what it means to them. Maybe one of these days, right? 

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Intro and Outro music is the song "Fire at Vocal Creek" by Easy Tigress. You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at easytigress.bandcamp.com

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff and Paul recap Cliff's birthday. Cliff prepared some questions for Paul. Paul is the most unruly guest. [I mean, this week's episode is late because they both decided some of the stuff Paul was saying was way out of pocket. Not that there's anything on the cutting room floor that's super offensive but Cliff, Paul, and the CEO of Growing Apart LLC (along with me, The Growing Apart Description) thought it'd be best for business if some things didn't make the cut. With that being said, if any parts of this episode sound a little weird, blame that all on Paul. He kind of blew it, it's okay. We all make mistakes. But we're going to move past all that. Anyway, we should get on with the description.] Cliff wonders about Happy Places. Cliff's going to trip that guy at Paul's wedding. And Paul reads his Mom's Journal.

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The song "Fire at Vocal Creek" was provided by Easy Tigress. You can hear more of Easy Tigress's music at bandcamp.easytigress.com

This week on Growing Apart; It's Cliff's birthday! Not once do they mention this at all during the episode but Paul must have known subconsciously because he thoroughly embarrasses himself at almost every chance he gets! Paul and Cliff bond over peeing their pants. Paul shares his secret childhood nickname. Cliff gets excited to be interviewed but isn't actually interviewed. They never talk about self-worth, which is good they've been talking about serious stuff for the past few weeks and it's been getting to me (the disembodied text that almost no one reads). Also, it's Cliff's birthday! Wish him a happy birthday.

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Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at http://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff is heading back to the hotel of his dreams. Cliff and Paul talk about "The Gap" as defined by Ira Glass. Paul forces Cliff to talk about his thoughts on creativity. Cliff and Paul break some rules by talking about the podcast on the podcast and they talk about sports a lot. Cliff is seriously trying to sell his Apple Watch. I know they say if one person gains something from this then it'll all be worth it, the one thing they're talking about is actually Cliff's Apple Watch. Please DM us on Instagram @growingapartpodcast. Paul is really pretentious this time around. We're (Cliff and the disembodied description text) sorry, Paul isn't.

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Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at http://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff didn't go on tour. Paul got COVID. Cliff tries to understand his anger. Paul just wants to suffer. Growing Apart goes weekly. We get reminded that This is Water. Paul wants to know if it's still cheaper to live in Vegas and fly to work in San Francisco. Cliff gets read the riot act by the CEO of Growing Apart LLC. Cliff's going stop talking about sports on this podcast and start the Growing Apart Sports Pod.

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Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at http://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff is making up for lost time. Paul writes a song in a mansion. Cliff cooks it. Paul is a bully. Cliff plays for the Rockland Boulders. Paul wants to be on a reality show. Cliff wishes he ate that sandwich live. Paul goes to see Lady Gaga. Cliff gets ready to go on tour.

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Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at http://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff gets a new Driver’s License. Paul carries a giant hammer. Louis calls in and makes fun of Paul’s Instagram. Cliff reaches out to an old friend. Paul is the Floyd Mayweather of insults. Cliff is excited to go to North Carolina. Honestly, the rest of this episode is about something pretty serious. To try and sum it up in one sentence quips wouldn’t do it justice. So, I hope you enjoy it.

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Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

This week on Growing Apart; Cliff and Paul go to karaoke. Paul finds a Rothko in a dentist office. Cliff feeds the dogs. Cliff asks Paul what motivates him [at one point Paul talks a lot about suicide, so if that's not your thing you should skip this bit]. Paul makes us all pharaohs. Cliff teases The Sad One.

Music: "Fire at Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at https://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music

This week on Growing Apart; Paul gets political. Cliff went to West Virginia. Cliff and Paul tell the same stories. Halfway through there's a weird audio glitch, but we'll just move past that. Cliff hates a certain type of person. Paul learns the rules to the game. Cliff doesn't want to say goodbye. 

Music: "Fire At Vocal Creek" from the album Hooligans by Easy Tigress.

You can find more of Easy Tigress's music at https://easytigress.bandcamp.com/music