Grumpy Young Men

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Jurassic World, the latest film in the Jurassic Park franchise. We complain about the wasted potential, make fun of the lack of character development, and question why the violence was so gratuitous.

Also, why we hate soda machine etiquette.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, the charming and unique RPG. We enjoyed the gameplay and the characters, but we found some of the smaller things to be annoying.

Also, why we hate that guy that tries to be loudest in the crowd.

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #12 as we talk about this year's E3. We go over all the big press conferences, discuss what games we're both personally excited to play, and probably get a lot of facts wrong.

Also, why we hate bank names.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about The Great Gatsby, a classic American novel. We praise the writing style, debate how interesting the book would be without it, and then we went to a party.

Also, why we hate colored paints.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Back to the Future, the critically acclaimed film trilogy from the 80s. We have an incredibly difficult time recapping the plot, but we're pretty sure it makes sense when you actually watch the movies.

Also, why we hate cicadas.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about Batman: Arkham Asylum, the first video game in the acclaimed Arkham series developed by Rocksteady. We both generally enjoyed the game, but it's pretty clear that Arkham City was far superior.

Also, why we hate generic movie soundtracks.

Join Henry and Samuel in Special Episode #11 as we play a game of sorts. We both went back to listen to the Green Day rock opera American Idiot, and we both came up with our best guesses for what we think the plot is. Then, we read a synopsis online of the official American Idiot musical to see how close we would be. (Spoiler alert: We were very wrong.)

Also, why we hate chargers.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the classic sci-fi novel, Ender's Game. We make fun of political signs, question the name Valentine, debate how many kids Ender has killed, and come up with a brilliant addition to all books.

Also, why we hate plastic tent stakes.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the underrated puzzle game, The Swapper. We decided to be crazy and create three levels of "spoilers ahead!" so here's the three time stamps for that:

6:10 - The game's mechanics
17:34 - How to solve the puzzles
25:22 - The Swapper's story

Also, why we hate spoilers.

Join Henry and Samuel in talking about the latest Marvel summer blockbuster, Avengers: Age of Ultron. We were both rather impressed by just how much crap they could pack into this movie.

Also, our opinion on the petition to put a woman on the twenty dollar bill.

(Once again, apologies about the audio quality. We have since identified the problem and it shouldn't be an issue again.)