Grunt Free Press Podcast

The start of (yet another) new era of GFPP as we move into the big league chews. Mainly a got a job I can literally roll of bed to get to, so we're recording on Saturday now. You could call it "laziness", sure. Sure. Topics - Surprise "vacation", sunshine and Saturdays, "extra" episode, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, bad map, shards, breaking the flow, explore-the-Castle-vania, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Darth Bad Guy, queueing up combos, the Bioware formula, Sigil... It's Doom. Music - Anal Cunt - I'm Gonna Give You AIDS, Chipmunks on 16 Speed - Walk Like an Egyptian, The B-52's - Give Me Back My Man

With E3 in the rear view mirror, we can finally catch up with some old friends and old games, and give up on most of them because they're not very good. Back to the grind. Topics - Starving in and rage quitting Pathologic 2, plainspeople, beaten to death by egg people, Jet Set Radio, pixelized pussy, not hitting the broad side of a crane, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, splitting up the crew, pallete swaps, smashing boxes, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. Music - Iron Maiden - Running Free, Shadow of Intent - Barren and Breathless Macrocosm, Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin

I survived E3 2019 and all I got was this lousy podcast. Topics - E3 2019: Ubisoft, Devolver Digital, Square Enix, Nintendo, PC Gaming Show. Music - Sweet - Ballroom Blitz, Beastie Boys - Gratitude, Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well

E3 2019 Part 1 (of 53). Topics - Restream Chat, Lorelai, The Devil Came Through Here, Queen of Maggots, stepdads, piss near the head, stalking Dunkin' Donut girls, shark fin soup, Ice Cube Simulator, ambiguous endings, E3 2019: EA, Bethesda, Microsoft. Music - Owen Benjamin - That Nigger Stole My Bike (Gay Pride Month Edition), Junkie Brush - Sickening, Les Claypool's Duo De Twang - Stayin' Alive

Some big news this week. But I'm still doing the "What I did on my Summer Vacation" thing, so you're stuck with that, suckers. Topics - Observation really sucks, Simon Says, now I'm the dumb AI, padding, Bloodwake, boat combat, the secret is "A", Enter the Matrix, nostalgia hole, vampires?, focus, driving in circles, consistently inconsistent, making Sewer Shark look like a masterpiece, Pathologic 2, surreal horror, too hardcore for me, thread is gold. Music - Jet Set Radio Future OST - Oldies but Happies, Buckethead - 13th Floor, Bloodwake OST - Song 6

Improv and story time. My strengths. Topics - John Wick meh, Slayer, fire, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, shitty graphics, the garbage Fallout community, beat them ups, Let's Read: The Prophetic History of Fallout, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and the nightmare of PC gaming, Observation sucks. Music - The Ramones - I'm Against It, Cannibal Corpse - Shredded Humans, Slayer - World Painted Blood

Ragin' until you have a Breakdown. Topics - Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, more realistic plus Terminators, Breakdown, it's a one shot, Derrick Cole, amnesia, alien skinheads, ultimate power, old walkthroughs, eat your rations, Rage 2: it's not as good as Rage, cotton candy, bad racing. Music - Slipknot - Unsainted, Ministry - Just One Fix, J. Giles Band - Must Of Got Lost (Live)

The Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 200 Spooktacular! Topics - Episode 200!, more like "Gaypoint", journalism is dead, repetition works, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, I'm a shitty fighter, turtling, The Onyx Sword, Dead Space rules, space junk, blobs and tentacles. Music - Hawaii Five O Theme, GWAR - Penile Drip, The Black Dahlia Murder - Funeral Thirst

Episode 200! Oh, wait... Nevermind. More Xbox games. My bad. Topics - Sonic is a movie and a Hedgehog, MechAssault and everything I know I learned from MechWarrior, no checkpoints, Jaws: Unleashed, be the shark, hunger, mines, Stubbs the Zombie, be the zombie, "puzzles", eating brains, tanks. Music - Rammstein - Radio, The Clash - Tommy Gun, Oranger - Mr. Sandman

Everything is broken. Topics - Pre-waiting on pre-loads, Subnautica, catching fish, ever-expanding crafting lists, alien eggs, Mortal Kombat 11, another fighting game story mode..., comic book villains, lack of titties, mobile game bullshit, a million currencies, impossible Towers. Music - The Immortals - Techno Syndrome, ALESTORM - Drink, Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants