Grunts in Appalachia

Grunts in Appalachia

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  • Into the Classified Files
    Scott Daniels proudly served in the US Army for 25 years 6 months and 13 days before he retired honorably as a 1st Sgt. His last job in the Army was spent being a Counter Intelligence Special Agent, you know the guys that are always doing the nefarious stuff in the television shows. Well we got to sit down with Scott and hear some cool stories about his time not only as a special agent but how he started his career in the 82nd Airborne. Same as your host Brandon McGuire.
    In the second half of this episode we explore the massive changes and overhauls that have occured in the US Army. Scott served in a huge transitory time. Starting his career in 1985 and retiring in 2011 he witnessed the Army through the first Gulf War, the War on Terrorism, the liberation of Iraq and the war in Afghanistan. All the multiple uniform changes, weapon system upgrades and in his experience the change in discipline across the board. All covered so make sure to listen until the end. That's when the stories started to fly and we realized that Scott was going to have to come back for a follow up episode.
    Brandon makes a huge announcement at the end of the episode that we are all really excited about!
    Grunts in Appalachia Out!
    59 min
  • MREs and Vasectomies

    The competition was on with the MRE challenge.  Two meals were chosen by each host in a blind draw format.  The each person had ten minutes to make the tastiest meal possible with the two meals that were chosen.  We delve into some MRE stories and explain our creations to each other as we taste test the colorless mush before us.  We at least had fancy Chipotle take out trays for presentation.  

    The show took a turn afterwards as Brandon and John talk about their vasectomies and the stupid things they did to themselves directly after surgery.    

    58 min
  • For the love of the game! (Except Chess, still not a sport)

    This week on Grunts In Appalachia we talk sports, but not your everyday sports.  We each took it upon ourselves to find the oddest sports that are played anywhere in the world, and when we say odd we mean it!  Gorgeous George wants to know about Jai Alai, John talks about Wife Carrying, and Brandon is still puzzled by pickle ball.  We talk more about what is actually a sport, and debate on whether or not we should bring back the Coliseum (Gorgeous votes a hard yes here).  

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    -Grunt In Appalachia Out!

    1 hr 5 min
  • Alien Encounters

    The Grunts talk aliens.  Particulaly we discuss the alien war at the Dulce Base in New Mexico, the story of Valiant Thor and the entire town of Nuremburg witnessing an alien war in spaceships above them in the 1500s!  

    We jump off topic plenty of times for side conversations and our normal theatrics that you all are used to and why you love us. 

    There will be some polls on Facebook coming up this week in regards to aliens and other worldly things.  Tune it! 

    Grunts in Appalachia Out!

    59 min
  • Bugs Boogers and the Consequences

    Special Guest Corbette Williams joined us today for a wild episode.  Corbett is another fellow Marine Grunt so he fit right into the craziness.

    We've all probably heard about it by now but the wealthy elites of the world want you to stop eating so much beef and transfer over to bugs!  So of course we had to go out and purchase some, that way we could let all of you know just how tasty these little critters really are out of the bag.  So we dined on the podcast and we explain the flavor and texture of the crickets and meal worms that we ate. 

    Brandon decided that since his nose hair was out of control that we all had to have the inside of our noses waxed on air as well and that lasted about a whole 7 minutes and now all of us are breathing better.  Brandon's lady Christina did a great job of keeping the mood light but she was real serious about ripping that wax out of our breathing holes.  I'll never understand why women love to inflict pain on men when they are allowing it but to each their own I guess. 

    We discuss a couple of current events and Brandon jumped in late with a Wellness Check. 

    This is a wild episode, not for the kiddies.  But it's pretty comical if you like a little grunt humor.  

    Grunts in Appalachia Out!

    1 hr 14 min
  • What Do Their Organs Look Like

    Happy Valentines Day to everyone!  

    As everyone knows by now the Kansas City Chiefs won the Superbowl.  Brandon is beyond happy and now has to find new things to do between now and next football season, we think he's going to get into Nascar again.  We discus the Superbowl, especially the atrocious halftime show with brought to you by the red cladded Rhianna.  The internet was all over it but we had to have our three cents as well. 

    Since the first air to high altitude strike was made on the Chinese spy balloon there have been 3 other high altitude UFOs shot out of the sky in multiple places, here all about it here first. 

    Brandon tells some stories about how offended everyone is nowadays about everything, fake IDs and small humans.  We went way off script on some of this so it got a little wild but you need that sometimes.  

    Enjoy this installment of Grunts in Appalachia and consider becoming a monthly donor so we can continue to be all up in your ears with cool stories, sick destinations, gear, beer and whatever else pops in our heads that we think you need to know!

    Grunts in Appalachia Out!

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Big Bang Theory and a Chinese Balloon

    It all started out completely normal.  You know a Chinese balloon slowing roaming across our entire country, yeah about that.  That's where it all began on this episode and we might have believed it was going to be the biggest talking point before the second half of the podcast began.

    Brandon being the die hard Chiefs fan that he is talked a little smack about the upcoming Superbowl.  I think we will all be on the Chiefs side for this one in support of Brandon since Yiorgi and John don't have a dog in the fight.

    So the second half is the Big Bang and evolution theory between Yiorgi and John primarily. Maybe the very first debate on the program, always fun playing the mental games if ya know what I mean.  Please take a guess  who is team science and who is team follow the science, yeah there's a difference. 

    It was all in good fun and no punches were thrown so that's a win.  

    Enjoy and if you follow us on social media let us know what you think of this weeks episode of Grunts in Appalachia.

    Grunts in Appalachia Out!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Birds Bees DARPA Dreams and Where Chickens Come From

    So we started the evening out dumping out some of Brandon's acquired gear from the Army before he retired and there was a lot of stuff, not to mention that we only scratched the surface of what he has colleting dust in his basement.

    How in the world we started talking about the birds and the bees and the rise of technology all at the same time?  We sure did, and we compared our time as children to what todays children have to deal with when it comes to having any information that you could ever dream of in the palm of your hand every day

    Brandon talks about the technology used in the Army while forward deployed in the radio operations center and all the ways that they can listen in on anyone having a conversation.  Did you know that text messaging has been a thing for many decades prior to being in the hands of everyone, this went from Brandons personal story of such use to a story that John remembered reading about from a long time ago.  No need to guess about it just take a listen. 

    The notorious Alaskan Bush Company was also discussed and while two of the three members of the squad here haven't ever been it sounds like a down right crazy place, towards the end of the episode and an establishment that sounds pretty wild to check out. 

    As always we love entertaining you guys, if you love what we're doing please consider becoming a monthly donor which you can do on the Anchor or Spotify app.  We appreciate you all!  

    Grunts in Appalachia Out!


    1 hr 4 min
  • Vacation Travel Stories

    Vacation Travel Stories


    This week we planned on telling stories about travel while still serving activly in the military and after we got out, as just plain old veterans.  Plus Gorgeous George told some stories about his travels as a brother in a fraternity.  
    Brandon kicked the trip stories off with his long car ride with a longtime listen of the podcast, sorry I don't remember your actual name but for the rest of the listeners his nickname is "Meatball".  Needless to say don't fall asleep when its Meatballs turn to drive while traveling with friends.  You might wake up fearing for your life.


    John stepped up next with a wedding travel story were all the participates on this trip were dressed a brightly as Skittles and everyone let them know it throughtout the wedding.  The weekend on the last exit of the L.I.E (Long Island Expressway) was pretty surreal with it being a small town full of massive farms.  One of the large farm owners was where we were heading and they had accounts everywhere so Johns buddy would just say their last name and it was all taken care of.... Breakfast, lunch, dinner, gas and whatever else was needed was provided.  
    Yiorgi then jumps in with a high school band trip that turned out to be the first time a girl gave him some attention that was appreciated but cost him after he was caught! 


    When travelling everyone has their go to for snacks and beverages so we discussed some of those things and how everyone it seems always wants to eat somewhere that they can't get back home, guess whose favorite place is Popeyes spicy chicken sandwiches.  While out on a trip its never sad to grab breakfast at Perkins which we all agreed to I think.
    This is where the wheels on the bus started to come apart!  Yiorgi jumped in and told a story that involves frat brothers, sports bars, dirt floor strippers and strip clubs that are BYOB. You guessed it, trouble as soon as he made it back to his hotel.
    And a couple little tips for all you out there, don't ever use real snuff, in Brandons words, it gives you a huge nicotine buzz that turns almost immediately into anger.  Don't go to dirt floor strip clubs that are BYOB and absolutly don't sleep in you car in a car garage in downtown Baltimore. 

     

    Check out these stories and more on this weeks episode of Grunts in Appalachia!


    Grunts in Appalachia Out!


    1 hr 4 min
  • Edible Treats and Unbelievable Feats

    CEO of Matt Peyton of Thraxx THC and CBD company sat down with us this week and brought the goodies.  We learned a lot about different variations of strains and the process that his company uses to make the very popular Delta 8 edible gummies.  

    Brandon tells a great story on Gorgeous George in the second half and we like always had a great time!  I hate writing to much up on this because you need to take a listen instead of getting the CLIFF notes.  

    1 hr 6 min

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A Marine and a retired Army 1st Sgt and an Appalachian sit down to talk gear, gadgets, beer and mental health. Special guests come on highlighting the amazing people of Appalachia and their stories of…