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Sam leaves the doctor with the GERD and puts an incredibly small amount of effort into a podcast afterwards. He thinks about police officers and lunch ladies.

Sam falls asleep with ice cream in his hands and wakes up soaked in it. That’s it. That’s the podcast. He does an ad read and gives a Sopranos season 2 spoiler.

Sam from Sam Boland Has a Podcast Now gives his full and immediate reaction to the “protestors” (read: racists) storming the US Capitol. He also cashes in.

Sam waits for his Starbucks and discusses the problem with being “one in a million.”

Sam celebrates the long awaited release of his second episode. Two strangers have a very good time willingly and excitedly volunteering to be on the podcast. He questions whether his podcasting professor would be proud of him and talks to the magic conch. Sam Boland has a podcast now. Special thanks: Mallory Babcock and Lucy Mellen.

Sam discovers that sometimes not caring is a good idea. He says thank you and sorry. Tennis balls get a shoutout. Sam complains about begging to differ and discusses one time somebody probably should’ve begged a bit harder. Drew Stolz joins and gets bothered by the phrase “you can say that again.” Sam discovers facts.

Sam decides to make a podcast while waiting to get a covid test. He complains about carrying things during a pandemic and longs for a better place to keep stuff. Lucy Mellen shares her perspective on being a bag carrier and Sam almost pees on holy ground.