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Brian and Julian are two first generation Cuban-American cousins who riff on topics ranging from pop culture to geopolitics, dynamically filtered through Julian's queer lens and Brian's cripplingly he... more
FAQs about Guantanamo Baes:How many episodes does Guantanamo Baes have?The podcast currently has 65 episodes available.
April 11, 2025Maya Angelou's Worst PoemIt's mostly a White Lotus season finale recap - we're pretty much disassociating from everything else rn!...more51minPlay
March 11, 2025Working out with CelebritiesThe Baes teach Cuba how to establish an Oligarchy and revel in the schadenfreude of Emilia Perez's disappointing Oscar campaign....more1hPlay
February 11, 2025Department of Baby Seal ClubbingBoy, what a year it's been, huh? (Lemon, it's February). The Baes dissect the YOLO actions of the New American Empire, Julian talks about taking work calls from an eliptical, and Brian talks about a family whose wealth is tenuously held together by a series Taco Bell franchises....more53minPlay
January 22, 2025First Pump Since the FiresI know no one cares about the LA fires anymore, but here's a little distillation of what it was like when we were in the middle of it.Obviously lots to talk about in the year and we're still only 3 weeks into January. We're not going anywhere, hope y'all aren't either....more52minPlay
December 17, 2024Merry Gris-MasHope everyone's having a "Wicked" good December! The Baes talk Yacht Rock, their favorite Cuban dishes for the holidays, and Julian shares his top movies of 2024....more1h 2minPlay
October 30, 2024The MenenbaezIt's the Menendez Brothers episode! The Baes dive into the re-opening of the infamous Beverly Hills murder case and Julian gets so mad at Brian at one point he literally storms out of the room. Boy, these Cubans have a real temper!...more57minPlay
September 18, 2024Hvladimir Sleeps with the FishesThe Baes investigate the mysterious death of Hvaldimir, the Norweigan Beluga whale accused of subterfuge.Julian also laments the lack of weathered looking Hollywood leading men and Brian uses his grad school education to ask for help....more49minPlay
September 11, 2024Fresh Alpine RBG Air: The Presidential Debate...Live!The Baes watched the Presidential debate so you don't have to!Or if you did watch it, that's cool too! Relive the highlights with us cause we got something to say about everything in this one....more1h 43minPlay
August 05, 2024Let's Work It Out on the RemixBrian and Julian address the BRAT of it all, the Kamalaissance, and Cuba's (lack of) athletes in this year's Olympics. Also, Julian shares poo poo stories from the pool and the boys get into a kerfuffle over Olympic surfing....more52minPlay
FAQs about Guantanamo Baes:How many episodes does Guantanamo Baes have?The podcast currently has 65 episodes available.