Guantanamo Baes

Holy vibe shift, Batman! The cousins return to take inventory of the past year as they discuss everything from tariffs strike-downs and James Talarico to the Academy Awards and Lana Del Rey's embrace of the Southern Gothic aesthetic. Julian wonders about the wider implications of Punch the Monkey's popularity, while Brian assures the audience that, while he hasn't seen every episode of Heated Rivalry, he likes it very much.

It's mostly a White Lotus season finale recap - we're pretty much disassociating from everything else rn!

The Baes teach Cuba how to establish an Oligarchy and revel in the schadenfreude of Emilia Perez's disappointing Oscar campaign.

Boy, what a year it's been, huh? (Lemon, it's February). The Baes dissect the YOLO actions of the New American Empire, Julian talks about taking work calls from an eliptical, and Brian talks about a family whose wealth is tenuously held together by a series Taco Bell franchises.

I know no one cares about the LA fires anymore, but here's a little distillation of what it was like when we were in the middle of it.

Obviously lots to talk about in the year and we're still only 3 weeks into January. We're not going anywhere, hope y'all aren't either.

Hope everyone's having a "Wicked" good December! The Baes talk Yacht Rock, their favorite Cuban dishes for the holidays, and Julian shares his top movies of 2024.

Strap in.

It's the Menendez Brothers episode! The Baes dive into the re-opening of the infamous Beverly Hills murder case and Julian gets so mad at Brian at one point he literally storms out of the room. Boy, these Cubans have a real temper!

The Baes investigate the mysterious death of Hvaldimir, the Norweigan Beluga whale accused of subterfuge.

Julian also laments the lack of weathered looking Hollywood leading men and Brian uses his grad school education to ask for help.

The Baes watched the Presidential debate so you don't have to!

Or if you did watch it, that's cool too! Relive the highlights with us cause we got something to say about everything in this one.