Guantanamo Baes

Who's the most spank-able nepo-baby out there? Did Pedro Pascal discover the legal alternative to methamphetamine?  And did anyone else find the video of the Russian plane dumping fuel on the American drone strangely erotic?

Should anyone arrested for treason ever see the light of day again?  Would Julian move back to Cuba if they had a Gucci store? Should Corey  Matthews from Boy Meets World run for Congress?

Should we help children feel more welcome in prison? What do Pete Buttigieg and Taylor Swift have in common? Also, why all of us should  carry our cup the way Jonathan Majors does.

Why is Tekashi69 causing such a ruckus in Havana? Is the nickname  'Meatball Ron,' Trump's greatest contribution to American culture? And  why are Mormons so good at pyramid schemes?

Is Nintendo the gayest video game console? Also, Julian makes Brian listen to the new Lana Del Rey song.

Does Michael Imperioli have the softest lips in  Hollywood? If you don't have kids, should you make friends with people  who have guest houses? Is faking cancer ever worth it?

What's that silly ol' Xi Jinping up to with this balloon nonsense?  Will Elian Gonzalez be a fair and just leader of the Cuban people? Is  Zara Lawson justified in thinking people should be allowed to talk in  movie theaters?

Is it too early to start making Oscar predictions? How genuine is Spencer Pratt's hummingbird obsession?  Was Ted Lasso written by an AI to strengthen relations between the US and Europe to prepare for war with China?

Is Mindy Kaling's 'Velma' really a right-wing psy-op? Have  you been eating more cookies for breakfast in light of this egg  shortage? And should we open a club in WeHo and call it 'the Duchy of  Cornwall'?

Music by BridgerPrix

Julian is in the studio to talk about his trip to Egypt, the  unfortunate truth about Nepo-Babies (that they exist), and give his hot  takes on the latest news stories in a new segment we're calling "The  World According to Jules."

It's gonna be a great year, people!

Intro by BridgerPrix