Mall Santas, demonic elves, zombie reindeer, and a Christmas Eve that goes completely off the rails — A Christmas Horror Story is the kind of holiday anthology that feels like somebody dared horror writers to ruin Christmas and then filmed the results.

In this episode, I break down the twisted stories, the moments that shouldn’t work but somehow do, and why this movie quietly became a cult holiday staple for horror fans who like their Christmas with a little blood and a lot of chaos.

We talk:

• Which storylines hit the hardest
• The moments that still feel mean
• Why this movie is way better than people give it credit for
• And what makes it perfect “background nightmare fuel” during the holidays

If you think Christmas horror can’t be fun, nasty, and surprisingly clever at the same time…

Guess what? You’re wrong.

What happens when you mix a snowed-in cabin, a struggling writer, and a mysterious injured stranger who might not be entirely human?

Yeah… nothing good.

In this episode, I dive into the 2021 winter horror flick Red Snow — a low-key vampire film that flew under a lot of radars but absolutely deserves some love. This one blends isolation, folklore, dark romance, and slow-burn tension into a cold, bloody little story that honestly surprised me more than I expected.

We talk vampire lore, creepy cabin vibes, what this movie does right, where it stumbles, and why Red Snow is the kind of hidden gem that horror fans should have on their winter watchlist.

So pour a drink, turn down the lights, and let the snow fall… Because in the mountains, not everything out there is human.

Ho ho… NO. I went into the theater to check out the brand-new Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) remake, and let me tell you right now — Santa did not bring what I asked for. The only real gift I received was the fact that I got in for free… because if I had paid money for this, somebody would be getting permanently added to my Naughty List. In this episode, I break down what this remake gets wrong, what it almost gets right, and why some cult classics should really just be left alone. From awkward re-imagining choices to full-blown “what were they thinking?” moments, I pull absolutely no punches and tell you straight up whether this one is worth your time — or if you should just go back and rewatch the original and protect your holiday horror spirit. So grab a drink, sharpen your candy cane, and come hang with me as I unwrap this cinematic lump of coal — because here on Guess What? You’re Wrong!, even Santa isn’t safe. 🎅🔪 #GuessWhatYoureWrong #SilentNightDeadlyNight #HorrorPodcast #MoonshineMilitia #HorrorPrinceShine #HolidayHorror

This episode was one that I recorded for the folks over at The Retro Movie Geek podcast for their Spooky Flix Fest 2025! Short and sweet!

In this pulse-pounding episode of "Guess What? You're Wrong!", I corral Kelvin and Sasonari aboard the undead express for a wild ride through 2016's zombie masterpiece Train to Busan. Expect heart-wrenching father-daughter feels clashing with high-octane horde-dodging, as we argue over plot holes bigger than a zombie's appetite—who lives, who bites the dust, and why on earth would anyone trust that shady conductor? Kelvin swears the train's safer than my enchiladas; Sasonari bets on the baseball kid as MVP. Spoiler: We're all hilariously doomed to disagree. Choo-choo into the chaos for laughs, gasps, and zero survivors in our sanity!

In this hypnotic episode of Guess What? You're Wrong!, we're shambling into the 1932 pre-Code classic White Zombie—the first true zombie flick! I am going to look at Bela Lugosi's chilling role as voodoo overlord "Murder" Legendre, who turns a Haitian honeymoon into a nightmare of jealousy, black magic, and undead slaves. Inspired by William Seabrook's The Magic Island, this indie gem (shot in 11 days on a $50K budget) features Lugosi commanding recycled Universal sets with his piercing stare.

Join us for Episode 115 of Guess What? You're Wrong! as we dive deep into Ryan Coogler's chilling 2025 vampire thriller Sinners. Set in the hauntingly atmospheric Mississippi Delta, this film follows twin brothers returning to their hometown in search of redemption, only to confront a sinister supernatural force. Blending gritty Blaxploitation influences with soulful blues undertones, Sinners delivers a unique horror experience. We’ll unpack the film’s themes, standout performances, and Coogler’s bold directorial vision. Tune in for a lively discussion filled with surprises—guess what? You might just be wrong about this one!

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This movie was originally supposed to be covered back in October of 2024.  We finally got to it!  Christine, with her hit and miss internet is back!  Join us as we dive into Interview With A Vampire from 1994!

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Prepare to be terrified! In this classically spooky episode, I'm joined by the fantastic couple from Ozark Still Works, Wayne and Jen Herbert, for a chilling deep dive into the 1974 cult classic "It's Alive!".

Join us as we dissect this terrifying tale of a monstrous offspring born under mysterious circumstances. Expect insightful commentary on the film's social and political anxieties, and of course, the signature Guess What? You're Wrong! brand of witty banter and hilarious wrongness.

Don't miss this horrifyingly fun episode!

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Prepare for a bloodbath of fun on this episode of Guess What? You're Wrong! where we finally slay the undead beast that is our long-awaited coverage of the 1987 vampire classic, The Lost Boys.

Yes, you heard that right – the movie that was supposed to be one of our Halloween 2024 treats is finally arriving, fashionably late, like a teenage vampire who just discovered the joys of staying out past curfew.

Join me and my trusty sidekick, Kelvin, as we delve into this cult classic about two brothers who move to a town that's more bite-y than a swarm of mosquitoes. Expect witty banter, insightful commentary (mostly), and maybe even a few unintentional puns that will make you groan louder than a teenage girl at a boy band concert.

So grab your garlic, stake out your listening spot, and prepare for an episode that's more fangtastic than a midnight showing at a drive-in theater. The Lost Boys await!"

I tried to inject a bit of humor with phrases like "fashionably late," "more bite-y," and "unintentional puns." I hope you find this version more entertaining!

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