As if the approaching sweater weather wasn’t reason enough to wet your high-waisted 90s jeans in excitement, the much-anticipated, endlessly teased, and continuously panned SEASON 2 PREMIERE EPISODE of One Week drops in ONE WEEK! (See what we did there?) Adjust your wifi speeds and your waistband accordingly, Chinese Chickens, because your data plan and your body cannot even handle the phenomenal new GUESTS debuting with Alex and David this season – starting with everyone’s favorite “alleged” producer from Toronto – Jerome! October 10. Oh f**k yeah, it’s happening.