There’s poop everywhere, it appears. After an Ontario woman claimed people were pooping on the beaches of Wasaga, a photo of a man apparently pooping at a Brampton gas station sparked outrage online. What is happening in Canada?

Plus, how do you do fellow kids? Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault got ratio’d after he posted “Affordable housing IS brat.” So cringey.

And the CBC is very upset that Elon Musk shared a parody video of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris. Why didn’t they include his response in their coverage when he referred to “Professor Suggon Deeznutz?”

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