Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

Rilo and Garden discuss the inner workings of their minds, how sad Rusty’s whole life has been and secret super powers. I think we all need therapy now after “Assisted Suicide”.

Garden and Rilo discuss big city dreams, musical theatre and unfortunate superhero anatomy. Also Rilo goes on a long rant about how dumb ‘Starlight Express’ is just in principle, let alone execution. In New York, it’s “Bright Lights, Dean City”.

Rilo and Garden discuss the world of Noir films, slow speed chases and how some questions are better left unanswered. In these parts, if you need something done, “Everybody Comes to Hank’s”.

Garden and Rilo discuss Greek Gods, gross strip clubs, voice modifying masks and the deliciousness of juice boxes. “Any Which Way But Zeus”, “Every Which Way But Zeus”...it’s one those.

Garden and Rilo talk about about bad guidance counselors, the bullshit that is the college admissions process and the bittersweetness of growing up. There’s a bit too much “Pomp & Circuitry” surrounding the whole thing, in our opinion.

What do Mariachi Bands, the Texas winter storm and Venture Bros. have in common? Actually, more than you’d expect. Rilo spoke with Bryan Hlavinka, the Venturoo behind the plan to send mariachis to a blundering senator’s house about what it’s like to go viral, how he came up with his genius plan and, of course, the Venture Bros.

Rilo and Garden dive head first into the second half of season four, talking about pressing issues such as gum eating, folks who love their vehicles a little too much and the trope of shrinking down to go travel inside of someone’s body! We’re about to witness a battle for the ages, “The Diving Bell vs. The Butter-Glider”!

After a brief break, Garden and Rilo are back to finish off the front half of season four whilst discussing large corporate lawyers, possible ghosts and celebrity perfumes. Go put on a nice suit, perhaps one with “Pinstripes & Poltergeists”!

Garden and Rilo chat about the art of seduction, genetic sewers and illegal at home brain surgery. It’s time we all learn who is “The Better Man”.

Garden and Rilo get raw as they discuss therapy, broken brains and finally address the elephant in the room. We need to talk about “Self-Medication”.