Guilty Pleasures

In this holiday extravaganza episode of Guilty Pleasures, join hosts Stephanie, Kelly, and our newest addition, Jonathan (Jack was tied up in tinsel and couldn't join us), as they unwrap the bizarre and unhinged world of holiday cinema. They dive into the depths of Elves, a film that's as chaotic as it is entertaining. It's a sleigh full of questionable decisions, diabolical dialogue, absurd plot twists, wildly offensive antics, and unhinged holiday mischief.

And that's not all! In the second half of the podcast, join your festive cinephile friends for a look at four more "nutty as a fruitcake" holiday treats: A New York Christmas Wedding, Elf Bowling, A Medea Christmas, and Jack Frost. Plus, we each offer a bonus Christmas flick guaranteed to make you say, "Ho, Ho, HO-LY Hell!" 

Expect laughter, disbelief, and a spirited debate about what truly makes a movie a guilty pleasure. Don't miss this festive journey through the weirdest corners of holiday films!

Hey, hey, hey, a wild ride is on the way with this episode of Guilty Pleasures! Join Stephanie, Jack, and Kelly as they take a bite out of the bizarre and bewildering 1980 musical oddity,The Apple. Set in a dystopian 1994 where the music industry reigns supreme, this film is a kaleidoscope of disco, biblical allegories, and questionable songwriting that gives your hosts plenty to talk about... but is any of it GOOD?

Kelly and Jack share their reactions to the film's outrageous fashion choices, perplexing character arcs, and uncomfortable moments. Meanwhile, Stephanie tries to defend the film against an onslaught of abuse, but can she make a compelling case thatThe Apple is so bad it's good and not just plain BAD?

The conversation is peppered with laughter, debate, and disbelief as the trio navigates through the film's ridiculous musical numbers, including the infamous "BIM" anthem that will stick in your head long after the episode ends. But if you're anything like Jack and Kelly, that may inspire more rage than respect.

Join the Guilty Pleasures Crew as they grapple with the absurdity ofThe Apple and try to get to the core of the matter, deciding if it's a guilty pleasure worth revisiting or a cinematic disaster best left forgotten.

Is "The Apple" an actual, actual, actual trainwreck?

Welcome to another episode of No Notes, where Stephanie, Kelly, and Jack take a break from dissecting guilty pleasures to delve into some cinematic treasures. This holiday season, Kelly takes center stage with her selection of three lesser-known Christmas specials that promise to warm your heart and tickle your funny bone.

First up, we have Emmett Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, a charming tale featuring Jim Henson's magical Muppets and the melodic genius of Paul Williams. This special offers a unique twist on the classic "Gift of the Magi" story and introduces us to the greatest fictional band ever—the River Bottom Nightmare Band. The hosts explore the deeper themes of poverty and resilience, all wrapped up in a heartwarming holiday package.

Next, Kelly presents the delightfully bizarre Opus and Bill's A Wish for Wings That Work. This oddball gem, featuring voice cameos from Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman, is a surreal holiday experience that had Kelly's family hooked from its single TV airing. The hosts revel in its absurd humor and unexpected sincerity, making it an unforgettable addition to any holiday watchlist.

Finally, they discuss the emotional rollercoaster that is the Bob's Burgers Christmas episode, "The Plight Before Christmas." This episode captures the chaos of holiday scheduling conflicts and the profound love within the Belcher family. The hosts reflect on the genuine, heartfelt storytelling that brings tears and laughter in equal measure.

Join Jamie and Steph for a special Christmas bonus episode of Untold Horrors, where they dive into a festive holiday horror trivia showdown. Jamie, a self-proclaimed horror aficionado, finds himself put to the test with a series of challenging questions that reveal the depths of his holiday horror knowledge—or lack thereof. From urban legends that inspired classics to the real-life horrors behind some of the most iconic Christmas slashers, this episode is packed with intriguing tidbits and surprising revelations.

As Jamie navigates through questions about controversial films and cult favorites, Steph challenges him to expand his holiday horror repertoire beyond the familiar.

Whether you're a die-hard fan of festive frights or just looking to expand your seasonal viewing list, this episode offers a delightful mix of trivia and horror insights. Come test your holiday horror expertise with us!

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Untold Horrors crew—stay tuned for more hidden horror gems in the new year!

Join Jamie and Steph as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Tubi's lesser-known horror gems with their latest Tubi Roulette escapade. This week, they tackle the low-budget indie horror film Santa Isn't Real, a recent addition to the holiday horror genre that promises a wild ride through the absurd.

Jamie and Steph discuss the film's bizarre dialogue and plot. As they dissect the film's eccentricities, they highlight standout moments such as a scene-stealing performance by "Multiverse Zendaya" and the film's attempt at exploring Santa mythology and the nature of belief.

Tune in as they navigate the festive chaos of Santa Isn't Real, debating its sincerity and reveling in its absurdity. It's a longer-than-usual episode, but it's worth it! Enjoy this overstuffed holiday horror treat.

Welcome to Guilty Pleasures, where we dive deep into the cinematic abyss to uncover the most bizarre and bewildering films that somehow capture our hearts. In this episode, Kelly takes us on an unforgettable journey through the mind-boggling 1996 holiday film Santa with Muscles, starring none other than Hulk Hogan. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as we explore this fever dream of a movie that defies logic and reason.

Join Kelly, Stephanie, and Jack as they unravel the tangled web of this so-bad-it's-good masterpiece. From Hulk Hogan's perplexing performance as a muscle-bound Santa to the film's outlandish plot twists involving crystals and orphanages, nothing is off-limits. The hosts delve into the movie's bizarre charm, its unintentional comedic moments, and its place in the guilty pleasure hall of fame.

As the discussion unfolds, the trio debates the film's merits, its impact on holiday cinema, and whether it truly embodies the essence of a guilty pleasure. They also reflect on the film's underlying themes, intentional or not, and the sheer audacity of its existence.

Grab your eggnog, gather your most sarcastic friends, and join us for a hilariously chaotic conversation that celebrates a film so absurd it must be seen to be believed. Is Santa with Muscles a guilty pleasure or a festive misfire? Tune in to find out.

Welcome to No Notes, the podcast where three cinephiles set aside guilty pleasures to discuss films that have profoundly impacted their lives. This month, Jack takes us on a journey into the mind-bending world of Christopher Nolan's 2000 masterpiece, Memento. Join Stephanie, Kelly, and Jack as they unravel the layers of this cinematic enigma, exploring its innovative narrative structure and the philosophical questions it poses.

In this episode, we delve deep into the film's exploration of memory, identity, and the human condition. We discuss the brilliance of Guy Pearce's performance as Leonard, a man grappling with short-term memory loss, and how Nolan's storytelling places us directly in Leonard's disorienting perspective. The hosts reflect on the film's ability to keep audiences guessing and its commentary on the subjective nature of reality and truth.

As the discussion unfolds, your hosts debate the film's themes of self-deception and purpose. They also explore the film's lasting legacy and its place in the pantheon of great cinema.

Join us for a thought-provoking conversation that celebrates a film that challenges perceptions and pushes the boundaries of narrative cinema.

Welcome to Guilty Pleasures, where we dive into cinema's most misunderstood gems. In this episode, Jack takes us on a journey through the 2009 cult classic Jennifer's Body . Join us as we dissect the film's initial reception, its marketing missteps, and its subsequent reevaluation as a feminist horror masterpiece.

We explore the film's themes of female empowerment, the male gaze, and the complexities of female friendship. We also delve into the performances, particularly Megan Fox's portrayal of Jennifer, and discuss the film's commentary on the objectification of women in Hollywood.

Kelly shares her mixed feelings, acknowledging the film's artistic merits while grappling with its narrative choices. Meanwhile, Stephanie passionately defends the film's subversive storytelling and its relevance in today's socio-political climate.

As the episode unfolds, your hosts debate the film's impact on audiences and its place in the horror genre, ultimately questioning what defines a guilty pleasure.

Join us for a spirited discussion that challenges perceptions and celebrates a film that continues to resonate with viewers. Is Jennifer's Body a guilty pleasure, a feminist triumph, or something else entirely? Tune in to find out.

Welcome to No Notes, where three cerebral cinephiles take a break from guilty pleasures to dive into the cinematic treasures that have left an indelible mark on our lives. This episode, Stephanie takes the helm to guide us through the hauntingly beautiful world of Jim Jarmusch's 2013 film, Only Lovers Left Alive. Join Stephanie, Kelly, and Jack as they delve into the film's exploration of vampirism as a metaphor for the human condition, examining the paradoxes of existence through the eyes of the ancient lovers Adam and Eve.

Jarmusch weaves a love letter to human creativity and its power to transcend time. We consider the film’s poetic nature, commentary on art, and the profound impact of its melancholic yet hopeful storytelling.

Pour yourself a glass of something rich and join us as we celebrate a film that invites us to reflect on the beauty and complexity of life itself. Is Only Lovers Left Alive a no-notes masterpiece? Tune in to find out.

Welcome to Guilty Pleasures, where we unabashedly dive into the most delightfully absurd corners of cinema. This week, we're taking a wild ride into the cosmos with Jason X, the tenth installment of the Friday the 13th franchise, where Jason Voorhees trades Crystal Lake for the vastness of space. Yes, you heard it right—Jason is in space, and it's as ludicrous as it sounds.

Join us as we dissect this cinematic oddity that catapults

We debate whether Jason X is a misunderstood

Our hosts are divided, with some reveling in the film's

We also discuss how well it fares against October's other Guilty Pleasure pick: Halloween Resurrection.

So, grab your popcorn and join us for a journey into the