Gut Punch News

The leftist stormtroopers are using the media’s evil empire to control your thoughts and your free speech. Good thing their aim is bad.

You may be beyond help but you’re never beyond hope. 

Say what you mean and mean what you say and your life will be more meaningful.

Famous people are rarely significant and significant people are rarely famous.

The pressure we, the citizens, are under will crush some people’s spirits as flat as a pancake, while others will turn into a diamond over time.

The Gut Punch News has been called the purple lightsaber of news deconstruction as well as a heavy dose of bear spray to the brain.

The lies you tell because of cowardice are the lies that will destroy your soul. 

Our problem isn’t civil disobedience, it’s civil obedience. 

Fixed Version: Is the Earth a home for humans, a prison for human, an alien junkyard, or an alien sperm dumpster?

The reason nothing ever affects Trump is because he is made of mud.