Gut Punch News

When your devious plans fall through, don’t turn into an asshole because you’re likely to crap yourself.

 

There’s a back story to every news event. Some are black and white, although you’d prefer them to be shades of gray.  

The news knows information can be used to control your knowledge base, thus making you their public puppet.

 

Isn’t it peculiar when listening to the news, you only like those stories that reinforce your opinion.

 

Luck is the residue of design.

 

The new political climate is a scorched earth policy. Burn it all to the ground and start fresh.

 

When people ask me what I do, I respond, “I buy microphones so I can yell at people on the internet and call them stupid!”  

As worldwide governments continue to be beastly towards its citizens, let’s control these untamed animals before it is too late.

 

As the avalanche of social justice rushes down hill, there will be many casualties. Yet, over time, peace will return to the mountain.

 

Here are a bunch of random topics which seem to be linked logically, but are not.