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Somewhere along the way, the pendulum swung from a culture of independence to a culture of victims.

If you think you've fallen into the twilight zone, nope, it’s your new surreal reality show.

Although we have the opportunity to learn all of our lives, sometimes it is hard to fix stupid.

For the next four years the Rhombus of Evil will consist of Trump, Congress, the Intelligence agencies, and the fake news media.

Obviously, Russia’s thought control works on Americans, so when will we be sipping champagne and snorting caviar?

When discussing facts, being pretty definitive is like being sorta pregnant.

Nothing is ever immutable because new evidence continually changes facts.

As 2016 ends, one thing is clear. The world is full of smug jerkoffs.

Sometimes audibles need to be called before an evil plan comes together. 

During the “Age of Me” generation, the global picture is only relevant as long as it revolves around you.