In this episode:

A very bright and well-meaning listener wants to know how to use her vibrator on her boyfriend. The Guy Friends celebrate her gumption... and offer their words of caution. Aside from vibrators made for the job this may be the sort of thing that stays on the drawing board. Are you or your partner a male-bodied human who likes a little machine-assisted flutter in the Nutter Butters? Did you think that sentence was gross? Listen in — we do much worse!

A dear listener has turned 21 years old. TODAY. February 26th, The Year of Our Lord Thirteen and Twain Thousand! She asks the Guy Friends for advice in her future exploits, dating and otherwise. Though they're basically taxpaying toddlers themselves, the Guy Friends do what they can to share their paltry wisdoms.

Have a Happy Birthday, but don't drink too much!

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