This episode is a doozy!

The Guy Friends get an email from a married listener who wants to give his wife of 12 years the lesbian experimentation she's always wanted. Think that's heavy? It's nothing compared to...

THE TOOTHBRUSH LONG CON. Has a listener become ensnared in a web of sex, deceit, and Oral-B Pro-Flex™ toothbrushes? Her guy *claims* that the extra toothbrush in the bathroom is all for her. But where did it come from? What angle is he playing? Is that... LIPSTICK on the handle?! Tune in for the craziest caper the Guy Friends have ever encountered.

RL Grime

Hey Ma (RL Grime Remix) - Cam'ron Ft. Juelz Santana

https://soundcloud.com/rlgrime/hey-ma-rl-grime-remix-camron

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Pack up the U-HAUL and break out your sneakers — it's a whole episode about sharing space.

A listener was granted Late Sleeping Rights by a dude she's boinking. But do Late Sleeping Rights also confer Showering Privileges under the Articles of Copulation? Is it fair and reasonable to commandeer a towel in homo absentia, or does permission to do so need to be written and notarized? Justice Ginsburg weighs in.

This begs the greater philosophical question before humankind: when do you move in together?

thequartermaine

The Notorious B.I.G. - Biggie Don't Deserve You (The Quartermaine Blend) CLEAN

https://soundcloud.com/thequartermaine/biggie-dont-deserve-you-the

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Day 57: Supplies are running low, morale's even lower. You've been alternating thumbs to keep up, but you're not sure how long you'll last before the Swipe Madness takes you. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a familiar face pops up among the sea of Mikes and Brandons: it's a dude you're cool with IRL. Is this... salvation? Or the broken writhing of a dying madwoman?

And your dating profile: is it bad?

Mr.Masher

Hey Ya vs. Birdman, Drake, Lil Wayne

https://soundcloud.com/mr-masher-1/hey-ya-vs-birdman-drake-lil

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You know what's cooler than a million dollars? Dating advice.

Remember the early days of Facebook? Remember the poke? Remember creeping on people's posts to figure out whether they were fucking? The Guy Friends wade into the varied and tribal nature of modern messaging platforms. Is the Facebook message still the laughable domain of the drunk and the thirsty, and should we avoid it when asking each other out? Give us your BBM PIN to find out!

jamiemclean

Chingy - Alwayz Be My Balla (Jamie McLean Mashup)

https://soundcloud.com/jamiemclean-1/alwayz-be-my-balla-jamie-mclean-mashup

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The Guy Friends are all back in the same city! Now you can ship items on our Amazon Wishlist to the same address for added convenience.

Our first question is a rare one from a ~straight male~ struggling with commitment issues — he can't get an older woman to settle down for him. Is she stringing him along? Is there some way he can wrangle this into satisfactory situation for everyone?

And a listener is disappointed that her dude isn't making the most of himself. Can she nudge him into putting down the bong and picking up a book? Or even just a novella? The Guy Friends spark up a blunt... and honest discourse of this all-too-common mindset affecting young people these days.

SupaflyTNT

Getting Back Together Is Just A Dream (Taylor Swift x Nelly)

https://soundcloud.com/supaflytnt/getting-back-together-is-just

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Woe! 'Tis the last episode produc'd by our own Lauren Chooljian. Will the Guy Friends finally discover her embezzling? Nope!

Is there a good way to bestow a ~teachable moment~ unto a whiny, self-involved dude you're seeing? When someone suffers from inertia and poor perspective, is it worth your time to hold up a mirror? We're all just hurtling through space on a doomed rock, but the Guy Friends give their two cents all the same.

And weddings — we all hate them. But what's the best way to hide your scorn? Should you obscure your face with an Eyes Wide Shut mask, or just a simple wedding veil of your own? Tune in for this summer's hottest hate fashions.

DJ Hasan Music

DJ Hasan ft. Conor Maynard - Good Ones Go (Organ Piano Mix)

https://soundcloud.com/djhasanmusic/dj-hasan-ft-conor-maynard-good

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The Guy Friends are back from vacation, and ready to get sand in your couch!

Just how much personal hygiene is necessary between sex partners? It's a conundrum as old as antiquity, when a Roman dude could bone as many as V people within a tick of the sundial. Is a full shower necessary? And how *long* of a shower? What if it was just second-and-a-half base, yesterday? The Guy Friends supply yet another patented rubric.

And few areas of the human experience have generated as many memes as the intersection of human height and online dating. "I'm 5 ft, 9 in., JUST SAYIN!!" But what are we really *saying* here, Madison? And when a man neglects to provide any height at all — what does that say? The Guy Friends unpack these statements.

Mastamonk

Fetty Wap-Trap Queen (Mastamonk Remix)

https://soundcloud.com/mastamonk1/fetty-wap-trap-queen-mastamonk-remix

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APRIL FOOLS! We have a brand new episode, and the jokes on you — our advice is questionable.

A listener struggles with the... ethics? Technicalities? Standard operating procedures? Of sleeping with a dude who still lives with his ex on the tails of their recent break-up.

And meeting via Skype before an actual first date — is it reasonable for someone to ask to see you before pad see ew?

Chad Hugo

St. Vincent - Digital Witness - (Chad Hugo Remix)

https://soundcloud.com/hugo-chad/st-vincent-digital-witness-chad-hugo-remix

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How do you continue to get dates with someone? A listener is always falling short of the ~coveted fourth date~ with dudes she likes, and gets asked out by dudes she doesn't. What's the secret passphrase that obligates a man to see you again? Somehow the Guy Friends have never answered this in their three years of podcasting — we appreciate your patience.

And a listener's boyf feels weird about letting her take him out on slightly fancier dates because he earns much less. Despite her pleas to fance-it-up only occasionally & on her own dime, he can't allow her to upgrade him. What's a girl gotta do to go out on the town?

Jennifer Lopez feat. Ja Rule - I'm Real [Remix] / Rear View [Alex Dicconson's Quick Mash]

Alex Dicconson

http://soundcloud.com/alexdicconson/jennifer-lopez-feat-ja-rule-im-real-remix-rear-view-alex-dicconsons-quick-mash

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A listener was seeing a dude for literal *months* — exchanging gifts, meeting friends, having a blast — until one day he goes silent immediately before some big plans. What transpires after boggles the mind. Can the Guy Friends decode the mystery of this hyper-ghost?

And actual trigger warning: a listener describes her run-in with careless BDSM on a Tinder date.

La Roux - In For The Kill (Broadway Slim Remix)

PicksterOne

https://soundcloud.com/picksterone/la-roux-in-for-the-kill

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