In this episode:

A massively over-hyped first date disappoints... one of them. What should our listener do with a guy whose "Meh" Meter is poorly calibrated? Is a second date necessary to break-up with someone you aren't even dating? Does anyone remember how to use an actual phone?

Cunnilingus. Since the dawn of Man, it has raised the mighty to ascendancy, and destroyed whole empires. To wield it is an office as ancient and hallowed as the Great World Sea that bears the very Earth Tortoise herself. And yet, somewhere there is a lad who, 'midst his own childlike innocence, shirks his duties as a boyfriend... O! All-Father Zeus!

Craig David - "Fill Me In" (markEP 'Take Care' Bootleg) (markEP) / CC BY 3.0