In this episode:

The Guy Friends take on the least sexy phrase in Early Modern through Millennial Englishes: "joint checking account." When ought one enjoin their exchequery with that of another? More to the point: WHY. WOULD YOU EVER??? They've risked almost everything for love, but can The Guy Friends bring themselves to risk... debtors' prison??? Diversify your portfolios; it's going to be a financially prudent ride, yielding modest, gradual gains over decades!!!

"When the bride's wearing white, fuck all night," is a terrible catchphrase that we immediately regret typing, what were we thinking, but you can't deny that it touches on some key issues with regard to our second question: what is the etiquette for hooking-up at weddings? The Guy Friends lay out a cake-based diagram for figuring out who's fair game, and who's... probably still fair game. Celebrate life; you'll never see these beautiful people again!

DJ Soly Ft. R.Kelly - Burn It Up (Remix Reggae) (DJ Soly | EG 1) CC BY 3.0