Holy hiatus, the Guy Friends Podcast is back! Refreshed from vacation, we're ready to answer your summertime solicitations for estival enlightenment.

In this episode:

A listener wants to hit up her quasi-long-distance, 90%-something, not-official WHATEVER HE IS about what the hell they are. Can she admit her curiosity to him... and to herself? Take off that poopy diaper and don your sensible pantsuit — it's time to grow a pair, everybody!

And the Guy Friends discuss Friend of the Podcast Chiara's new book Modern Dating: A Field Guide. It's like if our advice were good!

Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines (Storgy Remix) (DJ Storgy) CC BY 3.0