In this episode:

Do normal vegetarian men exist? Or are they all debased, no-good hepcats swingin' their lewd jazz and shooting their veins full of the Devil's marihuana? The Guy Friends assure a listener that she can find a vegetarian man who's just as boring as she is. Just remember to eat plenty of dark greens and legumes — iron is the sexiest vitamin!

On a more serious note, a listener asks the Guy Friends what's up with Creep-Os with "yellow fever" (NOT OUR TERM). Do men who claim to have it understand how ugly it is? Most importantly: by what rubric can you discern an innocuous interest from an obnoxious obsession?

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