Guy Just Can't

Age is but a number. But is it?

What comes to mind when you think about a Catfish? MTV? Fake Photos? Yourself? Let's take a dip into Catfish-infested waters.

Your pizza will look like it's alive and be sure to not look in the mirror, babe.

What is it about guys our exact age that is so unappealing? Guys younger and way older...WYA?

Spring Break is here, and so are my 9 thousand bikinis 

FaceTime on your laptop instead...you're welcome. 

The tragic pickup lines continue, my poor sister, etc.. 

Always remember that the baddest bitches seem to never get shot by Cupid's Arrow

All of your crushes look alike, but why do they not come close to The Original Guy? Also, please don't lie on your dating profiles.