We’ve got a special double episode coming your way today, given that the first midweek gameweek is fast approaching—a sign of the busy holiday season ahead (which of course could be a good or a bad thing, depending on how your team performs). To help you navigate the imminent fixture congestion, we spend the majority of this episode discussing which one of the top FPL assets at the moment can be characterized as “season keepers” (a term that often gets thrown around lightly, that we here at the Fortress take very seriously). As problems with the rest of your team inevitably crop up, you’ll want a stable core of players who you don’t have to think about to help carry you through the period. Captaincy for GW 14 is unbelievably tight, with Haaland playing a Spurs side that seem to be dead set on playing a high line and Salah playing a Fulham side that—well, they’re Fulham. French existentialist philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre makes yet another appearance as we consider whether or not he would endorse letting a coin decide this binary decision. Captaincy for GW 15 looks slightly easier, as Salah’s advantage in the quality of his opposition seems to outweigh the fact that Haaland, in a vacuum, is probably the better pick.