This is our fourth season, and yet, for some reason or another, we still have yet to produce a Gameweek 1 episode. If we had, it’s obviously safe to say that anyone who listened to it would be ranked in the Top 1K right now, because our advice is just simply that good. In all seriousness though, it’s wonderful to be back for the 2023-24 season. Reviewing Gameweek 1, we debrief City's comfortable victory, Liverpool's imbalanced and dysfunctional midfield, and United's unpromising performance. In our Dilemma Deliberations, Jacob draws upon his philosophical side to answer the question of whether or not a manager should try to save a transfer going into Gameweek 2; we also look at the list of most transferred in players and attempt to identify whether or not they're fool's gold. Finally, Jiayang posits that Salah might be a better captaincy option this week than Haaland. Also tune in for some comments about James Milner and the inherent irrationality of FPL managers.