Now that this round of the FA Cup has finished, the Gameweek 29 fixtures are finally confirmed—and boy, they do not look particularly exciting. In this episode, we conduct a thorough investigation on what the best course of action is to prepare for the blank, covering transfer strategies both going into and coming out of the blank and the most important players to own by the time March 16th rolls around. During the captaincy segment, Jacob, as he so often does, prods Jiayang about the psychological soundness behind something he says—this time, it’s about how much Haaland’s glut (apparently the term for scoring 5 goals in a match) against Luton should affect our affect our perception of him as a captaincy candidate against Man United this weekend. But first, both Jacob and Jiayang rue some transfers that didn’t quite work out for them…