Today, we all witnessed the divinity of Daniel Johnson Burn, the lanky lad who just scored against PSG in the Champions League. To quote Newcastle’s Twitter admin: “Hang it in the Louvre.”

Jacob has just activated his wildcard, and we spend this episode breaking down his current draft. Jiayang explains why Darwin is a personification of entropy, Jacob questions whether FPL managers should consider the aura surrounding a club, and we laugh at all the bad records that Erik ten Hag is breaking.

Note: Keep an eye out for a couple of biblical allusions.