The X-Minutes Bullpen will remove your prison wallet with ravenous wolverines if you listen to this spoiler-filled episode before seeing Deadpool 2. We warned you ...

Logan's Nightmare leads to him stabbing Rogue, who steals his healing power to survive the ordeal. And boy, are the students judgy about her doing that. With Special Guest Eric Nash of Watchmen Minute.

Jean shows Logan his room, and gives him a taste of her powers. Cyclops gives Logan a piece of his mind.

Magneto uses his mysterious machine to turn mutants' greatest political foe into one of their own. And Toad enjoys some squab, a delicacy in Genosha. With Special Guests Rick Ingham from Mad Max Minute and Jonathan Howell from Minute Impossible.

The X-Minutes Bullpen snaps their fingers, and people who haven't seen Avengers: Infinity War -- but listen to this spoiler-filled episode anyway -- are transported to Yancy Street. In their underwear.

Logan undergoes a full body scan while Jean, Professor X and Storm discuss his medical and mutant history. With Special Guest Brett Stillo of the 5 Minutes of Banzai and 5 Minutes of Trouble podcasts.

Anti-Mutant Senator Kelly boards a helicopter and gets kidnapped by Mystique and Toad. With Special Guest Josh Gilliland of the Legal Geeks.

David Hayter, screenwriter of X-Men, X2, Scorpion King, and Watchmen, and voice of Snake in the Metal Gear game series, joins Steve, Thomas, and Gerry for an inside look at the first X-Men film.

Logan awakens in the MedBay, attacks Jean, then goes on a self-guided tour of the School. Our Special Guest, Brett White of Decider.com, discusses all this and whether the Xavier Mansion meets any basic building codes.

Sabretooth returns emptyhanded to Magneto's lair in Genosha. With our Special Guest, Jake Clark from the Dark Knight Minute.