The dads kick things off joking about flying to Turkey for hairpieces, then dive into escaped herpes-B lab monkeys, cocaine-addicted test chimps, dolphin masturbation, and why being a Pharaoh with sand-bread teeth would actually suck. Aaron recounts a suburban traffic meltdown featuring a “Don’t shoot me!” guy, they spiral into fears about World War III, kids getting hurt, layoffs, and AI taking everyone’s jobs, and it all ends with an on-air apology manifesto about being a dick to your friends and trying (sort of) to grow up.