An apology before we begin! Mr Coates' sound quality is far superior to that of Mr Smith. This would be because 'somebody' - that would be Mr Smith - unplugged his podcast mic to release a port for something else earlier in the week, forgot, and carried on regardless (idiot).

It's not super terrible but neither is it as awesome as we would like. Live and learn folks. Hope it doesn't spoil your enjoyment but we are still acclimatising here anyway as to what makes a good podcast between us. Do we have a subject? Do we just throw it all at the wall and see what sticks? Is it OK to look up things online in the middle of a sentence... there's nothing quite like growing up in public.

Episode three will be excellent. We promise.