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This episode was a relief for us considering the end of Virgo season! In the cold open we learn Micah is having surgery and is nervous. We learn how long Vanessa can hold a grudge (20 years). In the catch-up Micah is reminded why she avoids dating Cancers, but she won't take it lying down this time! She is really embracing her petty. Vanessa's husband unfortunately had a bad birthday...the next day, and trying to get anywhere was not happening. In the world of Reddit we learn r/astrology is a infested with incels and then use it as an excuse why they think girls don't like them. Vanessa has some insecurities about her gifts, but so is everyone. So, she moved onto her advice about love magick and broken hearts...reconciliation spells are the way to go. On everyone's favorite game we see if Jada Pinkett-Smith is a witch or bitch (she's both voted on unanimously). Then we go to the forecast. This full-moon Aries we are looking at money and our resources, and surprisingly this full-moon will be a bit calm it must be that Neptune. Also, expect feelings to be felt. Then we get into Tarotscopes...Libra's watch your damn mouth and Cancer's don't mess with Micah. 

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Oh my gods a Format! It really is Virgo season. Vanessa is failing spectacularly at being a morning person while Micah is having the time of her life with her new friend. Then we move onto reddit your job should not be asking what your religion is, especially if it's not a religious organization, and go on do that astrology don't let dogma dictate your likes. Next we move onto a new game Would you rather? Fluids or hair from your pants doesn't matter it's still gross. We also introduce a segment called Witch or Bitch. Vanessa has it out for one of these supposed "witches" Then we do the forecast for the season and see who's f****d for Virgo season. Finally the only consistent thing we've been keeping so far Tarot for the signs. Hope you like this new format because we're keeping it. 

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It's taurus season and recording is hard. This episode we talk about the least time consuming and efficient way to do magick whether it's manifestation in sleep or washing your hair you can make it magickal. We also talk about the fine line between self-care and indulgent disassociation. When do we cross it? For Vanessa there is no self-care only disassociation. We end it with the roastiest of tarotscopes and a poetic rendition of Boys to Men (millennials ready to feel nostalgic?). 

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In this episode we talk about what Aries season brings the astrological new year and all the eclipses, retrogrades and wildness and how it will effect all of us. What you can do to prepare for it and the best way to handle boundary stompers in general especially an Aries. Plus can you take an Aries in a fight? Comment below I really want to hear this. 

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