Hallmark Snark

This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, lesbians, and parents who just want to retire.  Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week.   

Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops.  Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman.  Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot. 

Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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We are kicking off season three of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2021 preview special.  Sadly there were not any Candy Cam Christmas balls this year. 

Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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Welcome back to part two of #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo. 

Join us this episode as we award winners for many hilarious categories such as Best Bad Christmas Movie Bingo Movie, FA-LA-LA-LA Fashion Fails, Problematic Props, and finally crown the viewers' and editors' choice winners for Most Annoyingly Good and Most Snarkable Movies of the season.

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And be sure to check out badchristmasmoviebingo.com and follow them at @badxmasbingo on Twitter and Instagram.

Introducing #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo. 

Join us in this episode for part one of The Snarkies where we highlight the top snarkable moments of the season, reveal the most obvious COVID hair,  decide which Hallmark trend should retire, award longest movie title, and crown which Hallmark character is worst at work.

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And be sure to check out badchristmasmoviebingo.com and follow them at @badxmasbingo on Twitter and Instagram.

In this royal holiday romp, everyone in the kingdom of Ancadia relearns a creepy and dark Christmas carol, while Lila teaches the future king, Whitaker, how to rule his land using a wishing horse.  Be sure to wait until the third time around on the carousel or your wish won't come true!

Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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When Cheryl goes back in the past, she fixes a Christmas tree topper and the love she never knew she always had. And all we have to say is poor Ms. Nelson. 

Join us for Episode 16 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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When we first heard that KFC and Lifetime joined together to create a mini movie we didn't think it was real.  It was and it was delicious.

Join us for this ridiculous and tasty bonus episode as we meet Harland Sanders as played by Mario Lopez. 

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While we didn't get the cozy murder mystery the title suggestions, we are left wondering why Kayleigh picks a stalker boss over her ex, a high school sweetheart of 22 years (we did the math), even if he has commitment issues. 

Join us for Episode 14 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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If you found yourselves lost and confused in this made-for-TV Wizard of Oz Christmas romance, you are not alone.  In this episode we try to make sense of one of the most confusing Hallmark Christmas movies ever made.

Join us for Episode 13 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. 

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