Hold onto your shunts, we’re talking the 80s horror satire SOCIETY! Join us as we discuss this absolutely insane movie featuring legendary makeup effects from a guy with the craziest name we’ve ever encountered: Screaming Mad George. Kira does an impeccable Yoda impression and Cody discovers that he loves the word “orgiastic.”

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (buttondown.com/liahbean), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Happy Friday the 13th, it’s FREDDY VS. JASON! In honor of the holiday, we’re visiting this classic joint slay and using it as a chance to reflect upon some important relics of the 2000s, like MapQuest, extremely padded bras, and Kelly Rowland. Speaking of, has Beyoncé seen this movie? Listen to us chat about this iconic match-up. The girls are fighting!!

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (buttondown.com/liahbean), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Cody’s interview with the cast and director of Clown in a Cornfield (also available wherever you get podcasts): https://youtu.be/Qh8nhGkOmEU?si=VHA9LW9sWZ7b7lbI

Well suck my blood, we’re back with a new episode! We dig our fangs into 2024’s NOSFERATU, directed by big old nerd Robert Eggers. Kira and Cody both try their best Count Orlok impressions, appoint themselves as crisis managers for rats, and break down what being confused-horny can do to a person.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Cody's top 10 movies of 2024: https://nextbestpicture.com/nbp-top-10-best-films-of-2024-cody-dericks

Fire up your washing machine, it’s time for HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS! We’re discussing the sixth (and worst?) entry in the Halloween franchise. Cody does a sick imitation of an electric guitar and Kira has notes about the 90s costumes. Join us as we discuss the differences between the Theatrical and Producer’s Cuts (Guess what? They’re both bad!)

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Cody's interview with David Moreau, director of "MadS": https://nextbestpicture.com/the-next-best-picture-podcast-interview-with-mads-director-writer-david-moreau/

3…2…1…blast off! It’s another Friday the 13th, which can only mean one thing…Jason is going to space, of course! It’s time to talk about JASON X! Cody puts together in real time that space is above the sky and Kira has questions about Jason’s “downstairs face.” Listen as we come to terms with the fact that this is absolutely a “don’t worry about it” kind of movie.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Grab a bowl of Pine-Sol soup and get in your tent, because we’re discussing THE SIXTH SENSE! It’s the movie that made M. Night Shyamalan a household name, and it’s currently celebrating its 25th anniversary! Cody compares the film to Disney’s Haunted Mansion and Kira has notes about fashion choices for grieving mothers. And what’s that party thing after a funeral called?

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks)

Happy Pride Month! And in typical fashion, we’re celebrating by releasing our Pride episode in mid-July, and it’s all about the 70s erotic lesbian vampire movie DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS! Listen as we sink our teeth into Rob Zombie, The Golden Girls, and the terror of young girks getting murfddd [sic].

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks).

Lock up those mind boxes and purify your steam, because we’re paying a visit to DOCTOR SLEEP! And we’ve got important questions to ask him. Like, where’s the Blowjob Bear? How are blueberries “made”? And is it possible to truly live in the moment? Cody (aka Krazy Kody) tries speaking Swedish, and Kira (aka Kickin’ Kira) makes an unexpected Pixar comparison.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks).

Ave satani, you little devils! It’s time to discuss THE OMEN (1976)! We cover it all in this episode, including the violence of religious imagery, the influence of Vietnam on this film, and how to pronounce “baboon.” We even have a firsthand account from someone who saw the movie in theaters in 1976! (And who may or may not be one of our parents) Now where do YOU want your 666 tattoo?

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks).

And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear, Claude Rains was THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933)! That’s right, we’re talking about the original adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel, and guess what…this movie rules! We both praise the film, Cody tells us when the dinosaurs died, and Kira wants to know what happened to good old fashioned inns and pubs.

Hosted by Cody (@codymonster91) and Kira (@heykirahey). Follow Halloweeners on Instagram and Twitter @halloweenerspod. Our theme music is by Apres Pompeii (@aprespompeii), episode artwork is by Liah Paterson (liahbean.substack.com), and header artwork is by Marc Christoforidis (@conjurerovcheaptricks).