Ham in Ham Places

Two rival hosts have snatched the microphones from Saul and Callum's grubby little paws! Rhona and Renee take us on a Deutschlandticket-fuelled journey through the castle-studded German countryside, stopping for a sehr lekker snack in the small railway town of Hamm.

They're back for another bite of La Vie – and who better to experience it with than our very special guest, Rhona? After Saul's hasty exit from London, we're left somewhat scraping the bottom of the barrel for Ham Places in the vicinity of Edinburgh...

In this Season 2 Finalé, join the two regular boys and an extra special guest boy as they explore the rugged coastline of Brittany. They eat some tranches of poivre noir and unpack Aran's recent brush with a rip current. As ever, the live studio audience claps, laughs, and boos along.

Callum and Saul visit a childhood haunt in the first Hometown Ham Place of the show. They eat a Canadian ham in the designated ham zone and discuss a range of exhibits including (but not limited to) a creepy clock, a normal clock, and a Hsquarvna Duckhams bike.

Saul and Callum have driven to St Abbs (which is DEFINITELY in Coldingham). They heat up a can of cold "Suma Vegan Pea and Ham Soup" on a scary camping stove.

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The boys are back for some more ham - in Morham! They enjoy the wheatfields and flies of this tiny East Lothian hamlet ("the smallest (agricultural) parish in Scotland" according to Wikipedia) and tuck in to a homemade ham.

Forgot to mention: this tofu/wheat gluten combo is called seitan. Pronounced like Satan - maybe he brought all the bugs.

They're off to Peckham! Saul and Callum give kudos to a suburb which hasn't yet been gentrified to pieces, share yet more anecdotes, break down some fourth walls, and enjoy some (pant-based) meaty treats from Aldi.

Come in, the water's lovely! The boys snub the royal residence of Henry VIII for a shin-deep dip in the much-maligned River Thames. They taste another product from the LaVie Corporation before once more making a hasty exit to catch a train.

Callum and Saul managed to take a full month to walk the roughly 3km between Effingham and Bookham Commons. They eat some bready ham with added bread and issue an important reminder to vote in the upcoming US election.

From Buckingham to... ahem, Effingham. Saul and Callum have escaped the bounds of the M25 and find themselves in one of the rural Ham Places of Surrey. They eat some bougie French ham and uncover the ancient and mysterious Carpet Road.