Ekul, Spacestation Gaming's world-championship winning analyst, tries to stop us from bullying our resident punching bag, Vitality analyst Affy, but instead somehow we actually had a really good discussion about what the heck it is they even do instead. But we still bully Affy. He deserves it.

Parker "INTERRO" Mackay has been a mainstay in the Siege community for years. To have his honesty and passion in our scene is a blessing. So we brought him in to rant about the r/r6proleague subreddit and Valorant for two hours. And also, Communism. Enjoy.

Our good buddy Ghassan Finge, aka MiloshTheMedic, stops in and chats us up this week about the Villa roof glitch, more on the Luminosity/Ubisoft controversy, and weighs in on what's going on with the recent situation with Team oNe's player lawsuit.

What happens when you put Gregor, the operator how-to man, in the same room as two Siege esports gurus? You talk about Siege for two hours, right? WRONG. There's a story about a Greyhound bus trip that's waaaaaaaaay more important.

We managed to convince Sternab to endure both Chowder and myself arguing for an hour and a half and got him to sit down and talk about the current competitive meta, his transition from Siege casting to coaching teams, and his thoughts on the landscape of European Challenger League for Season 11.

Don't listen to Chowder, please. The Phantom Menace was one of the best Star Wars movies ever. The second episode of every podcast always sucks, the third one will be forgotten, episodes 4-6 will be great, and 7 might be good. Blah blah blah. Pro League.

Welcome to HAMMERED?! We done made a PODCAST?! Like, ACTUALLY?! OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THIS PODCAST??!?!1111!??