Hands Across America

Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.

We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.

Straight to it. Vaginoplasty incoming for one of us. Alex is getting hitched and Mardana is still insufferable.

Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.

Vegas is the Vegas of Vegas

Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.

Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.

... but we spend more time talking about the past.

The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann.  [email protected]

Don't over think it, bro.