Hangin' Out with the Old Fellas

Barry states the obvious - we're all gunna die. Then Jerry states the even more obvious ... There's a tax for that. yes, that's right - greedy bastards are everywhere. Thankfully, there's always Jerry's silver bullet. Right in ya ear.

It's all happening - all at once. Yes! Spindly Pines! Attrick-mania! Fritz on the turret! Can Barry and Jerry find an angle through it all? And seriously - what does it matter if they can't? We all come to the same end ... more or less. Only a couple of ultimate decisions to make: is there a God? Pine box or cardboard? And how much sedation is kosher?!

Ok - we 'fess up ... We've gone all Phil Spector! Without the murder conviction. Although, that seemed like a pretty good option. We go into the recording booth and some numpty's stolen the second microphone! It was probably Fritz on the Turret - he uses it for karaoke mime. So! Mono it is! I mean, it's a long way to the shop to buy a microphone! Cue the bagpipes, hangers!

Who woulda thought - five years got past and nobody noticed! Five years of pants-on-pants-off, denture ventures and getting the gravy to stick. A quick sports wrap, an exploding cetacean, followed by an eerie silence - the perfect podcast.

Yes! Alfred Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren were right! Just not about that. If only the mighty Albo had paid attention. Meanwhile, in New York, the unbridled bridal waltz continued. Break out the Spam!!! The Attrick body count rises. Jerry would be arrest but there's no constabulary left.

Eurovision! They'll let anyone in - Israel! Australia! Kazakhstan! Meryl Streep! This is your behind the screens lowdown on all your high-end Euro-skuttlebutt! What happens under the sequins - shall be exposed! Nothing left to the imagination. No wonder we're falling in love again!

Despite what the papers say ... Don't panic! Oh ok - just a bit. But if in the middle of the panic, you happen to win Powerball, remember it's often more trouble than it's worth. And as Frente always said - keep ya shoes on! Ummm - I think it was Frente ...

Fisticuffs in the Middle East?!!! A bit of Attrick diplomacy will fix it. Trouble with the wowsers at the bowsers? Send in the schnauzers! Abracadabra! Everything wrong is right again!

Ok Spiders - what did Episode 84 ever do to you? Well, whatever it was, the copyright crawlers didn't like it one byte! So, we remixed it, in a vain attempt to erase the offending naughtiness. Enjoy this, our second try at getting Ep 84 into your earbuds. Help me, Obi Won Kenobe! You're my only hope!

For some reason, the interweb decided to remove Ep 84. So here it is a second time ... and you gotta love a good seconding.

Let's try that again!