Consider this the Hannah You’re Yelling Christmas Special. The girls discuss the basic truths of the season, like how we have yet to see a historically accurate nativity set, how impractical it is to have Christmas traditions span multiple divorces, and the absolute chokehold that O Holy Night has on these atheist podcast hosts. Not only does Hannah comes to terms with her participation in a cult activity but she reckons with the trauma of her family’s strictly philanthropic Christmas. Religion or not, we all know the most important thing this Christmas will be those little nick nacks we put under the tree. And oh come all ye faithful, do they have the gift guide for you. 

Merry Freakin Christmas, girls.