Hannah, You're Yelling

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In this episode of Hannah, You’re Yelling the girls start by catching up on each other’s personal lives and occupations. They’ve somehow both found themselves working with children and loving it??? Next, they congratulate Hannah on a fully developed frontal lobe and share a recent experience where Hannah finds herself within one foot of a “knife fight” (you guessed it, it has to do with men’s emotions). Much to your surprise this is also a research episode which means Hannah gets to share with you some fucked up dollhouse murder lore that perfectly intertwines Hannah’s love of miniatures with the other Hannah’s love of grotesque death scenes. This episode is fun for all ages, whether you love very small coffee pots with no realistic use or the occasional unsolved case of a family’s murder suicide- this is the place for you.

This episode is exactly what to expect of a chatty Thursday. It is as if you sat next to them at a bar and eaves dropped for 40 minutes. Hannah shares how she got fired from her chop shop, the beauty of work friendships, and the sadness of putting a work uniform suit and tie in a trash bag. The other Hannah shares her trials and tribulations of being unable to burp for her entire life and the light at the end of the tunnel she has found in the one man who offers botox relief in Chicago. Yes, this is a niche listen but that is why you're here. Hannah also shares some of her upcoming travels, unfortunately, enforced by the military and the other Hannah shares her new found appreciation for Dave Matthews. Get to listening!

The opening is strong: the hosts react to a first time reading of listeners embarrassing stories including (but not limited to) virginity lost on a school lunch break. On a sharp pivot, they dive into America’s most confusing Billboard: Shen Yun, 5000 Years of Civilization Reborn. You know it, you’ve seen it, but Hannah will assure you never looking at a Shen Yun ad the same. The girls discuss religious-political propaganda, debate the constitution of a cult, and make a striking comparison of the dance group to modern day evangelicals.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/stepping-into-the-uncanny-unsettling-world-of-shen-yun

In this episode of Hannah You're Yelling the girls share their take on Cancel Culture. Hannah shares where it comes from, why we do it, and what getting canceled does to your emotional wellbeing. They talk about their own fears of getting cancelled and the worst kink you could ever have. Hannah touches on how politics play a role in cancel culture and how Twitter is the bitch that takes everyone down. They wrestle with the moral implications of holding someone accountable through the use of a hashtag and then relive a very fucked up event from private Christian school. They share a few case studies of public cancelations and then end with a conversation on authenticity. Get to listening!

Sources:

https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/2021/05/19/americans-and-cancel-culture-where-some-see-calls-for-accountability-others-see-censorship-punishment/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancel_culture

https://www.verywellmind.com/the-mental-health-effects-of-cancel-culture-5119201

You're Wrong About Podcast: Cancel Culture

In this episode of Hannah You’re Yelling the girls talk about what it really takes to empower your pelvis. Whether its extensive pelvic floor therapy, working on your confidence, or just plane old butt stuff- they’re doing it. Hannah goes on to share some bummer pregnancy ER stories from her girl boss era and then seamlessly transition into how we look like beans in the womb. They share the story of their recent drunkin afternoon spent with their moms in Colorado and how it ended with the very passionate retelling of Hannah’s conception. The girls then engage in a very serious conversation about the analog clock and how they have hit their breaking point with geographical awareness. They urge others to stop bullying people who can’t read clocks and can’t get home without google maps (neither of which they struggle with, obviously), and then share some recent stress dreams which tie in perfectly to their geographical shortcomings. This episode is chatty, intimate, and all over the place. Get to listening.  

Buckle in for the deep dark history of American Evangelical Virginity. A construct void of consent education, logic, and biblical reason; the girls teach you how purity culture was a federally funded ploy to combat the AIDS crisis and continue the white race. They talk about all the myths we were taught in sunday school and how we somehow ended up with beliefs about pap smears breaking your hymen and the sinlessness of anal sex. If you too read I Kissed Dating Goodbye you are entitled to financial compensation. 

Give Me Sex, Jesus (Vimeo)

https://vimeo.com/137784146

Virgin Nation By Sara Moslener https://www.google.com/books/edition/Virgin_Nation/HiqaCAAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=0

Queering the Virgin

https://journals.openedition.org/ejas/11818

I Kissed Dating Goodbye Documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBqPkIXtblw

Broken Promises: Abstinence Pledging and Sexual and Reproductive Health

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jomf.12279

It’s Chatty Thursday, anything can happen. Listen in to hear the girls talk wedding planning, pregnancy predictions, the trials and tribulations of “Ballet Core,” and yes, the Baja Blast Vajacial. They won’t let you down. And if they do, they do it gently.

In this episode, Hannah covers the in-depth and unbelievably unethical U.S. Syphilis Experiment. They hit everything from STDs to medical ethics and systematic racism in just under 45 minutes and somehow still have room for a very intimate conversation about pelvic floor therapy. The girls hash out the traumatic symptoms of syphilis with a personal anecdote regarding scanning balls for testicular cancer. They talk about Bill Clinton's YouTube-scandal-esqu-apology and the ripple of medical injustice in the healthcare system. Despite all of this, the episode still manages to be funny and egregiously inappropriate with even more oversharing than you're used to. The girls end with a vow to take care of their genitals and an encouragement of others to do the same. This is the first informative episode of the year, and it may be their last. 

SOURCES 

https://www.cdc.gov/tuskegee/index.html

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/blog/what-is-the-tuskegee-study

https://www.britannica.com/event/Tuskegee-syphilis-study