In this episode the girls take on something that is not so often shared in the space of womanhood. With much thought, many sleepless nights, and endless conversations with one another they decide to finally break their silence on their desire to be childfree (not childless). They talk about the ethics of child bearing in a world with insurmountable pressures, misogyny, and severe climate issues, while also somehow trying to make it an enjoyable girls chat. They talk about how  “breaking the cycle” has the same energy as living vicariously through your kids and the insane responsibility it is to bring a child into the universe without their consent. They share their own experiences with parental responsibility and get really fucking real about not needing to be a mom to be a good woman. They talk about the fear of losing your entire identity in motherhood, your career, your name, and your life as you know it while also being just as scared to spend Christmas alone when you’re 60. They talk about the unadulterated biological compulsion they have for bringing a child into the world and how some might just call that ovulation. This episode is about wanting to do the right thing, wanting to be a good mom, wanting to never be a mom, and wanting to make space to talk about all of it. Fair warning, they don’t come to any conclusions. Enjoy.

I’m so sorry

Link to Spotify playlist:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1IsEOJJtETTtINiLAGHQaw?si=acc3d7d0b3f840c1

Apple Music playlist:

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/girls-were-sorry/pl.u-XkD0vlEc2vyep8G

Favorite episodes: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7vFASUpaNsvsn00ibtVhQP?si=1520700121784d21

Oh wow has the world gotten dark?? Or maybe just darker?? Alas, this episode is here to lighten the mood, to cleanse the palate, to make life just a little bit more tolerable. They get your engines revving with a quick feminist blurb and then break from their normal trauma dumps and disgusting commentary to just share some good ole’ wholesome content. Whether it’s the gerbil tendencies they have when drinking from a water bottle, the way they plant little gardens because they believe in tomorrow, or the intense cravings that present them with a new lease on life. This episode is like sitting in a warm bath, having a cat sit on your chest, or like soup when you’re sick. So grab some tea, put a splash of milk in it if you’re into that - did we mention too many warm liquids? Is anyone still reading this? Anyways, see you in your happy place after you transcend from how goddamn positive this episode is.

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Well, the girls went to the movie theater to see Harry Styles eat Florence Pugh (yes, in that way). But what they left with was the feeling that they’d just been on a giant shrooms trip to the 1950s. This episode is their raw dog review on Don’t Worry Darling. Olivia Wilde was giving misogyny but make it hot, but make it a thriller, but make it a mind fuck. The girls question the ethics of virtual reality, make the comparison of Waco TX’s Magnolia Market to the Victory Project, and talk Joanna Gains as the cult leader of modernity. Hannah says “[Don’t Worry Darling] was her superbowl” and also Hannah says it “gets you so horny and gets you so thinking [about the world].” It’s hot to be Harry’s little side piece, unless its against your own will. Watch the movie, then listen. 

In this episode the girls share what we absolutely need to be scared of. It’s fear mongering, but make it cute. They talk about everything from horrific plane crashes, feeling a cool breeze through your intestines during open bowel surgery (mhm it happens), and the fear of feeding your newborn a double A battery because you forgot that was dangerous. They talk about the incessant need to chew on your man’s arm like corn on the cobb and the very real fear that Montessori babies are plotting world domination with their little wooden knives. This episode will make you smile, make you sweat, and give you a shit ton of anxiety, it’s kinda like coffee. Anyways, be careful out there y'all.

First, Hannah overshares about seeing her estranged father of 15 years at a hometown football game (so fucked up). Then Hannah (the other one) trauma dumps about narrowly escaping a sex trafficker at a steak house (beefy). You take a shot every time they mention they’re fatherless (you’re drunk). They then come at your sideways with the bridezilla special which is nothing short of talking about how tacky it is to having a wedding registry (now you’re offended and drunk) and how over their dead and lifeless bodies will you be hearing Uptown Funk at the reception. This episode is for girls who are walking themselves down the aisle. It’s for the girls who are gonna cry on their wedding day and wipe their tears with an unmonogrammed napkin. It’s for the girls who want to have the most romantic day of their lives and have a New York hot dog while doing it. If you’re coming (dirty little slut), dm us for the invite (no dads allowed).

You will get your money back if this episode doesn't make you laugh. The girls hit everything from football to masturbation to the crippling superstitions they held as children. If they upset you last week or bored you half to death with the Jesus talk, this is their 180. They share the going out "game" that has led to the best nights of their lives, including, but not limited to, the night they met Yung Gravy. They take a moment to cope with Hannah’s new assignment in the military and then reorient themselves to Trisha Paytas' new daughter, Queen Elizabeth. They talk all things fall vibes and then end on the ethics of seeing Ariana Grande naked even if it's not Ariana Grande. This episode is about all the little things that keep you up at night and they promise it's exactly what you need.

Because it’s been so requested, and because it's about damn time we talk about this on the podcast... todays episode is about religion. Please take everything said with a grain of salt and know that we are speaking about our own experiences with every intention to remain open and hold all truths with respect and understanding. The whole point of this episode is to connect us to each other, not to have anyone change their mind. Vulnerability hangover is real so please be gentle with our little tender lady hearts <3

In this episode the Hannah’s respond to their listener’s very probing questions. Thats right - it’s a good ole’ Q&A. They share everything from their favorite books to their biggest pre-marital fight. They answer the age old questions “how do you want men to act” and then follow up with some fun toddler gift ideas. They do speak on Hannah's unrelenting need to put her grubby toes in green grass and shamefully disclose all the things other Hannah has in common with Donald Trump. This episode gives you a little bit of everything. So if you want to find out what this podcast almost got named or the book that made Hannah just a little more lesbian then get to listening.

Well girls, no one asked for this. But here is a woman's perspective on extraterrestrial life. They realize there is a very slim crossover between those that want to listen to a girls chat podcast and those that want to hear about an under researched take on aliens but they do it for the 1%, what can they say. Unsurprisingly, they don’t even stick to the subject. So get ready to hear about the intimacy of a transvaginal ultrasound, a deep conversation on whether or not they think they can be married for 50 years, and their thoughts on US government censorship. Would you want to know if the world was ending? Would you question the world view of your ex boyfriend if he told you he was saving himself for marriage unless he knew the earth was going to explode within the next 24 hours then he’d wanna funk you? Goddamn, is this podcast getting a little too niche again? Is anyone still reading this?