In this episode the Hannah’s discuss their simultaneous “bad days” and look to their horoscopes in hopes of finding a celestial reason for their shitty attitudes. But alas - the moon is not the problem. They then transition into a fuck, marry, kill moment involving a Chex Mix bag and question how someone could push something out of their own vagina and then name it Darrell. Is this setting the tone for the episode yet? They talk about giving up TikTok (for good), the ethics of strip clubs and bottle service, and finish off by having a surprisingly emotional and intimate conversation about the human experience. What’s new.

The first ever guest episode and you know they had to have their bitches on. Essentially it’s an episode of them loudly interrupting each other for an hour straight marketed as a drunk Q&A with their soon to be hubbies. Should they have titled this episode Hannah’s Hubby? How do the girlies feel about that word? Anyway. Welcome to the hodgepodge of these absolutely shwacked individuals and the nuances of this friendship foursome. After a shot or five, they discuss how many kids is too many kids, the way Kim Possible’s hips elicited a boyhood sexual awakening, and their never before told break up stories. Relationships aren’t perfect and neither is this episode. Sorry if your ears are bleeding queen - they only get drunker.

In this episode of Hannah You're Yelling, as promised, Hannah shares her experience with getting the IUD inserted. She explains everything she did to prepare both her cervix and her mind, and the overwhelming relief that follows knowing she will not have an accidental pregnancy in the next ten years. Then we hear from the other Hannah who gives the tell all on her engagement story. She shares the good, the bad, and the ugly, on what it really feels like to be completely and utterly shocked by the “best news of your life." This episode is funny, vulnerable, and just downright wholesome. So if you're looking for a rom-com-esque podcast episode, this is it <3

One shot of whiskey and an egg salad sandwich and all of sudden the girls are on the darkest side of the internet: Reddit. In this installment of r/AmITheAsshole the girls dive into whether it’s appropriate to shave a baby’s unibrow, tattoo your stepkid's name on your body, or clone your own willy. The topic of a well-known multilevel marketing company comes up (ok, it’s Monat) as well as breastfeeding (not in the light you’re expecting). What they’re really wondering is, are there any kinks that can still be made fun of? Is there nothing sacred? And, are they the asshole?

The girls are sharing everything from a very life altering event in Trader Joe’s to their newfound Dungeons and Dragons addiction. They discuss their likelihood to completely give-up during an apocalypse and their confusion slash discomfort with the predominantly male need to “repopulate” the earth. The Hannah’s then transition into a very riveting update on all things pop culture (Jesus Christ). Have you heard about the borderline incest in Elon Musk’s family? Perhaps, the weird tattoos Pete Davidson got of Kim K’s 4 children? If you haven’t that’s fine, but you have some catching up to do. Press play for the pop culture update of a lifetime.

Back on their bullshit, baby! Hannah has returned from Army training and the girls are making up for lost time sharing everything they experienced in the last 35 days. Hannah shares her stories of absolute badassery with some very topical advice on racoon encounters and how to go through a gas chamber without yakking. While one found a new deodorant and got a spray tan while the other was rucking 12 miles, sleeping in an open forest, and eating upwards of 6,000 calories a day. A very polarizing experience, you could say.

Well, this episode was recorded on May 15th so, what can you really expect. We’re all really just ready for Hannah to get home from Army training at this point so the content can once again be so relevant and researched you're not even gonna know what hit you. But while we’re waiting, here’s an episode where they talk about hot tubbing, scrapbooking, and disc golf for way longer than they should have. They also consider “casual western” fashion trends, dachshund races, and how awkward it is to take a bath with a full grown man.

Maintenance Phase Podcast mentioned: https://open.spotify.com/show/3rDR8CfpIEMpITG2UC3w5W?si=c109834a40ea41ea

Just two girls who love a deep nosy question. One that digs into your chest and makes you rethink a few years of your life. You know, like “Do you miss the Christian church?” and “Is it even possible to be in a long term relationship without codependency?” They engage in a titillating debate on the best emotion as well as a conversation on the morality of oversharing. Hannah and Hannah have had enough with the boring Instagram influencer Q&A’s. They're here to talk about their biggest life mistake and feel no shame doing it.