The girls spend the first chunk of the episode discussing the movie that absolutely shook them to their core and became, in a sense, a new religion for them. They somehow make a connection between parallel universes and personal finances all while incorporating the deep hitting questions of “When will you know if you’ve ‘made it’ in life?” and “Are we destined to handle money in the same way as our parents?” They’re here to share their financial woes, budgets with their boyfriends, and the debate on whether or not kids should be paid for chores. Its giving wage transparency, personal vulnerability, and an inside look on the bank statements of these so called “girl bosses.”

In this episode the girls say absolutely nothing of substance, and are quite literally so annoyed that they even talked about this shit for over 40 minutes. They touch on mommy bloggers, social media’s grip on their fucking jugular, and the long lost tweets of Hannah’s secret Twitter account. They really just contradict themselves for over half an hour and then high five at the end…its embarrassing. But as they clarified, this podcast is just “two girls dicking around.” While they have no right discussing it, they touch on a life sans social media, the hellscape that is being perceived, and how controversial sustainability is in the influencer world. Anyway, is life even worth living if you cant post about it?

Brene Brown episode mentioned: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Aum4I0vVWLlnKpE0VWdzW?si=21560484186f470c 

In this episode the Hannahs divulge into their long anticipated bucket list which quickly turns into a discussion on private property rights, starting an Only Fans in Joshua Tree, and the feminine urge to not only own a grand piano but also renovate a log cabin without power tools. They dive into how religion puts sex on a pedestal, quilting in Montana at the young age of 48, going balls to the walls in Vegas, and of course, gambling on a cruise line (homely place for an eight some or an unhygienic cesspool of Disney adults?)

What do you want to see more of in this god forsaken world? Is it a good pudding cup? An undying belief in Santa Claus that spans all religions and classes? Or maybe just more kids on a leashes. Well, you're in the right place. In this episode they get more vulnerable than ever as they share a deeply personal story of a drunken night spent cleaning out Hannah’s childhood closet. But what they found is far too explicit for a Spotify description, so listen in your nosy bitches.

Hannah and Hannah dog on everything they believe to be overrated. No description spoilers, they don’t want their unpopular opinions in writing. But here’s a permanent audio for you to listen to at any time, any day of the week, for the next hundred or so years. Forced positivity is overrated, let’s be negative this week! Leave a hate comment if you loved it :)

Life long learners Hannah and Hannah offer their knowledge on spontaneous rat abortion, pork cheek ragu, and how many children Elon Musk really has. Hannah shares an unfathomably intimate dream about a past coworker, and realizes her type is just anyone who looks remotely like Jack Black. You don’t want to miss their pros and cons of a piss kink, or Hannah’s experience working in a local meat market. Also, for transparency sake, Hannah had a margarita. Anyway, what childhood toy did you play with growing up and did you make them fuck during a tsunami? Press play queens.

Hannah and Hannah share the things in this world that make life just a little more livable: everything from a Subway footlong, to a limited edition Starbucks bedazzled cup. Yes, these are the things that have changed their lives, and yes, there’s absolutely no theme here. In this episode they endorse the material things that got them out of dark depressions and the smells that make them absolutely feral. If you're wondering what these girls like to spend their hard earned cash on, well this is the episode for you. These ladies don't believe in affiliate links (at least not right now) so you know what they have to say can be trusted. These are the products they will scream from the rooftop, sell their souls for, and perhaps maybe their bodies. Tune in if you want a reason to spend money or if you just want to find out what a bidet up the ass feels like. Everything is linked on the gram @hannahyoureyelling so pull out your wallets and start spending some goddamn money on yourself because YOU DESERVE GOOD THINGS.