Couldn’t get enough? I see you’re back for more. You’re a whore for this podcast huh. Fuckin weirdo.

In this episode, the girls somehow find a way to make their own mortality a laughing matter and take “yolo” to a place it’s never been before. Hannah talks about growing up in Hell culture, her late night confessions with her childhood priest, and how her belief in God is directly correlated to whether she’s on an airplane or not. They share their organ donor preferences and their knock down drag out debate on reincarnation. In this episode they plan their funeral, write their will, and shop around for the perfect tombstone. This is how they cope with their fear of dying, so get on while the gettin's good. I think it's obvious but the trigger warning today is death.

This episode is what some would call an absolute rollercoaster. The girls trauma dump their experiences growing up as the oldest daughter, Hannah ranks the feminism of her 3 different “fathers,” and they imagine a world where their mothers grill, take the trash out, and mow the lawn while their fathers do literally everything else. If you want to learn how to make a house a home (and not nauseatingly Pinterest boho) and how to keep your chore chart sexy then look no further. They are struggling to not apologize for this episode, but staying true to their promise.

In this episode the girls give an update on their damp lifestyle and hash out a very alarming dream Hannah had about breastfeeding. They talk about putting crystals in hard to reach places and how fucking cute mutton busting is. They engage in the common buried or cremated debate, discuss the pressing topic of claymation, and finally tell you about their first kiss (trigger warning). Get a snack and grab a seat, your world is about to be totally unchanged.

If you haven't felt like your truest self on birth control, well then baby we have the science to prove it. Move aside cause the woman in STEM here is talking about the absolute grip birth control has on your neurons and how sex hormones are what drives your entire life (not just in the bedroom). You’ll learn about how estrogen fuels your sex kitten (rawr) and how progesterone is here to tear it all down. The girls discuss the science behind morning wood, how your physical appearance changes on the pill, and how birth control might be the reason you think your boo is hot. This episode is about to change your life.

Be Well Podcast with Sarah Hill:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6CYt7kVuN7mDwhnduotZgA?si=FeZFoToISYSzLurzWfqWsg

Your Brain on Birth Control by Sarah Hill:

https://g.co/kgs/dyhSga

Pill Taking and Preferences for Masculinity:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23528282/

Social and Emotional Behavior on the Pill:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28089524/

In this episode you will discover how many periods a woman has in her lifetime, where the sperm meets the egg, how birth control had a shockingly racist past, and that placebo pills are somehow related to the Pope. Hannah characterizes the big name hormones into something palpable and makes the thickening of the cervical mucus sound… good? Taking a pill everyday is both a privilege and a curse, but it's time we all agree it's definitely emotional labor. The history is dark and the train is moving fast so if you’ve ever panicked about losing your pill pack, leaving it in your hot car, or taken it a few hours late, they have no words of consolation for you. We’re all getting pregnant together.

Emotional Labor Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7G0fJGERZdKTMFcacee7Li?si=c658de610ae6424a

Dark History Birth Control Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2EoDy189meGKw4JlicwoWG?si=f08623acb3bb4fe6

A Very Helpful Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI2C7TsnSfk

All about John Rock and Beverly Strassmans studies in West Africa: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2000/03/13/john-rocks-error

Buckle in ladies, this week the girls talk about the hellscape that is woman’s birth control and the juxtaposition of it being both the best and worst thing to ever happen to women. They talk about how birth control absolutely zaps your sex drive, and the several year long “journey” navigating the hormonal fun house to find the perfect pill. If you’re not comfortable with the word “menstruation” please see yourself out now. But if you’d like to hear the girls talk more about the isolating and traumatic experience of going to the gyno for the first time, bleeding for 44 days straight, having a metal bar shoved in your arm for three years, and the absolute necessity of men taking on some of this goddamn burden then press play mothafuckaas.

Whom whomp whiskey dick… in this episode Hannah and Hannah dive into their relationship with alcohol and on a whim one of them decides to go completely sober. They reckon with their varied experiences, horrific hangovers, and their hopes and fears for what a life with less alcohol might look like. The sober curious revel in the evolution of shooting Four Lokos at 16 to ordering a mocktail at 23. Can they have courage without the liquid? Can they have confidence without tequila? Are they gonna look like pathetic losers or find deeper meaning in their 20s? Let’s find out.

In this episode Hannah and Hannah talk about the curse of having body positivity for everyone but yourself. Growing up as hairy, sweaty women with tiddies big and small. Tune in to hear about the consequences of health nut parents and more importantly figure out where nipples go during a breast reduction surgery. If 48 hour antiperspirant doesn't work for you either, this is a safe place. Join the girls as we all realize this is the hottest we’ll ever be, so we better start loving ourselves.