It’s story time. Right out of the womb Hannah and Hannah were working odd jobs and slinging cash. In this episode they tell the not so tall tales of their first jobs, workplace harassment, getting electrocuted in a yogurt shop, and phone stalkers. The two also discuss how nannying has made them nearly get a hysterectomy, and how they aren’t afraid to sell their panties and enlist in the army if it means they can pay their bills. This episode is about what it really means to be a so called boss bitch, a working woman if you will. Because, what the fuck is a career anyway?

Let’s get into it.

Hannah and Hannah talk about the worst time of their lives… high school. But before they give any advice they share who they were, how they met, and how horribly insecure they were. They touch on young love, growing up thinking they were going to hell for kissing boys (they hadn’t even kissed any girls yet), and how maddening it was to get off the bus everyday to a fucked up family. This episode is about surviving - staying alive through sophomore year, getting through a divorce as a teen, bleeding out in Bible class, and how Hannah hid her relationship for five months from her best friend. As your new big sisters, they are here to corrupt and empower you by giving you the advice you never knew you needed.

The very first installment of Hannah and Hannah's new years resolution to post every Thursday for the entire year. In this episode they introduce themselves and explain why the hell they wanted to start a podcast in the first place.