Hans Shot First

#34 - Listen in as we talk about one of Hollywood's all time great badasses Clint Eastwood starting with Secret Service procedural In the Line of Fire. The guys also discuss other older men of the silver screen who are getting by on their old man strength, the best movies about Presidents that involve chimps, and Keanu Reeves was taller than Dennis Hopper as well as possessing more Speed. Enjoy!

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-5, Scott-4

#33 - Woooooah Bundy!  In this episode we discuss some of our favorite moments from the 80's sitcom Married With Children.  Al acting as a peeping tom, jumping from a plane instead of kissing Marcy, he and jefferson installing a satellite dish, etc... Al, Peg, Kelly, Bud and Buck Bundy are all discussed.  As usual this leads us down the rabbit hole of Star wars, die hard, game of thrones, batman, etc...  Enjoy!

Category: TV

HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-6

#32 - Joining us is guest Jerrod as we talk about our favorite duels- some epic and some lopsided- beginning with unofficial Star Wars followup and all-time great Druish epic, Spaceballs. We also discuss how Peeps and Crackerjacks have a lot in common, how bored Clerks have some funny ideas about the Deathstar, and how bad things happen when you break the first rule of Fight Club. Enjoy!

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-7

#31 - In this episode we talk about what happened in the second half of season 4 of Game of Thrones.  So SPOILERS galore on this episode.  You have been warned.  It is safe to say that is our current favorite show, so we have no problem discussing it at length.  We talk about our favoriate characters and moments of the season so far.  We discuss our favoirate: Stark, Lannister, Baratheon, Targaryen, Viper, Mountain, Little Finger, Sansa, Arya, The Hound, Tyrion, and etc...

Warning: This episode is very long and boring.  We tried something new and don't think it worked out too well.  Hopefully, some of you will enjoy it.

Category: TV

#30 - Listen in as we discuss the cream of the crop of the best ranters the WWF had to offer toward the end of the last millenium starting with the outside-of-the-ring abilities of the paragon of manhood that was the Macho Man Randy Savage. The gang also converses on the best matches off all time that involved thumb tacks, the smoothness of Val Venis, on how we did indeed know what the Rock was cooking. Know your role and shut your mouth and enjoy!

Category: Other

#29 - Join us as we discuss art that happens to appear in movies along with jerk school authority figures starting with a talk about the ultimate hooky fantasy Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We also go over memorable hapless fathers, whether or not Michelle Pfeiffer was able to reach out to those Dangerous Minds, and inappropriate sayings we learned from our parents in the spirit of Father's Day. Enjoy!

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-6, Alex-6, Scott-6

#28 - Now this is podcasting!  We finally did an episode about Star Wars.  Too bad it is one of the prequels.  In this episode we talk about the highly anticipated film, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace.  We break down the entire film, talking about all the parts we hate and the few the few scenes that we tolerate.  We talk about the such "awesome" characters as: Wattoo, Anakin Skywalker, Qui Gon Jinn, Jar Jar Binks and much much more... Oh god, we wish we had more midi-chlorians so we could Jedi Mind trick ourselves into believing we never saw this trash.  So sit back and enjoy and wesa thanksin' you for listenin' okeeday.

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-3, Alex-5, Scott-3

#27 - In this bank episode, we talk about one of our favorite cartoons and toys growing up, the completely hetero He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Skeletor, Buzz-Off, Stinkor, and Ram Man are all included here unlike in any of the play sets. We also delve into some other favorite adolescent staples such as GI Joe, Transformers, Gobots, Voltron, TMNT, and more. Finally, we take a look back at toys we always wanted and never got, but now realize how terrible those toys really were, possibly destroying at least one caster's childhood in the process. Enjoy!

He-Man Poster: http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/He-Man.jpg

Category: Other

#26 - In this ball kicking episode we discuss the ridiculous and some times hilarious movie, Hot Shots Part Deux.  We focus on the famous ball shot that literraly made a man cough up his own nuts.  From there, we discuss other class ball busting moments from the small and silver screen such, America's Funnies Home videos, Caddy Shack, The Simpsons and much much more.  Enjoy!  Oooh, my groin!

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-4, Alex-6, Scott-5

#25 - To catch a Predator, you need to build traps.  However, these traps must be built while showing off your guns.  Enjoy this episode as we discuss one of our favorite movies, Predator.  We diverge into topics discussing other great random moments in movies where the heroes show off their muscles for no real reason.  Arnold schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, etc... all the 80s stars did this.  Enjoy!

Category: Movies

HSF Rating Jeff-7, Alex-7, Scott-7