Chinggay and Patty recast the week’s many mistletoe misses by summoning the long-missed big guns: Kris Polaha, Autumn Reeser, and JerJor to come save Christmas. In a surprising turn of events, they cement their love for holiday heroine Lacey Chabert, crown Brendan Penny as king of Hallmark’s service and care professions, and freak out over the 3/3 Hanukkah hit, “Eight Gifts of Christmas.” Stand by for F*ck, Marry, Kill for another double wedding.

The Christmas Contest (Candace Cameron Bure, John Brotherton)

Making Spirits Bright (Taylor Cole, Carlo Marks)

Christmas in Tahoe (Laura Osnes, Pat Monahan, Kyle Selig)

Christmas at Castle Hart (Lacey Chabert, Stuart Townsend)

Time for Them to Come Home This Christmas (Jessy Schram, Brendan Penny)

Eight Gifts of Christmas (Inbar Levi, Jake Epstein)

Thanks to Pietro Lazatin for our music and Paola Lazatin for our cover art

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