What am I? After being spit out by a black hole, Amanda reassesses, realigns, and starts a new season of Happiest Man Alive podcast. From the top. This season begins with the realization that she is human, not squirrel. Tal gushes about his squirrel friends and gets scientific about happiness, starting with a premise. Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. Understanding human nature is the first step toward commanding your happiness.

Amanda dives into a supermassive black hole: the fear of failure. Will she ever emerge?

I discover a diamond at the bottom of a deep, dark cave. Will I be able to get out of here with it?

The way to happiness is paved with good things. Will I be able to find the road?

It may be easy to spot gemstones in the dirt, but it's not as easy to dig inside yourself to find the things you truly love.

I decide that the best way to prove he's the Happiest Man Alive is to try his system out on myself.

The next logical thing to do is to put out an advertisement for the real Happiest Man Alive to call me.

I have a better chance of getting struck by lighting than the happiest man alive picking up the phone and calling me.