After Phil regales us with the details of his well-deserved and ridiculously lavish tropical vacation (try not to hate him!), Jenna describes her 22nd anniversary celebration, which randomly involved a 600 year old tree and maybe a tiny bit of tresspassing. Also covered, because we're nothing if not random: covid-travel tests, the dangers of certain sunscreens and how to make a dirty monkey. (The adult beverage, not the smelly primate.)

When you have kids who play sports, the rivalry doesn't always stay on the field. From the importance of winning to the level of commitment you expect from their little athletes, some husbands and wives have a hard time remembering they're on the same team. In this episode, the HMTOP team offers tips for surviving this long, sweaty season of your marriage. (Bonus discussion on GMO mosquitos, just because!)

According to a certain online article, women are routinely guilty of doing these four "not so obvious" things that are pushing their partners away. Naturally, the HMTOP crew has some opinions on this. As always, there are lots of laughs... and a few surprises.

Buddhists believe that compassion and kindness are the foundation of lasting love. Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh offers a half dozen mantras you can incorporate into your marital communication to give the whole thing a boost. Do we agree with all of them? Of course not! But we'll tell you why, and weigh in with some tips of our own.

Jenna thought it was pronounced A-A-R-P; Diane calls it Aarp (rhymes with harp). If you think that's a tangent, wait until you hear the first 29 minutes of this episode. (This might be when Jenna-the-sinner admits to watching The Righteous Gemstones... in its entirety. You may want to pray for her soul.) Today's topic is "5 Signs Your Marriage Is in Trouble and What To Do about It." Does the HMTOP crew agree with the signs or the solutions? Tune in to find out.

When you have kids who play sports, the rivalry doesn't always stay on the field. From the importance of winning to the level of commitment you expect from their little athletes, some husbands and wives have a hard time remembering they're on the same team. In this episode, the HMTOP team offers tips for surviving this long, sweaty season of your marriage. (Bonus discussion on GMO mosquitos, just because!)

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Not in the mood lately? You're not alone! The pandemic has taken its toll on every aspect of our lives--including what happens (or doesn't happen, ahem) in the bedroom. Lots of couples admit they're experiencing a sluggish sex life these days, and many don't know what to do about it or even how to broach the sometimes-sensitive subject. Phil and Jenna are here to help.

Bridal designer Erin Cole joins Phil, Jenna and Diane to talk about the ins and outs of matrimony, as well as her bestselling memoir, The Size of Everything, a powerful story of survival. This witty, wise discussion is not to be missed.

Ladies, take no offense. How does your dude treat his truck? Like a prized, precious possession, that's how! He buffs it, pours money into it, and checks in on it regularly to make sure it stays in tip-top shape. Does he wait for the engine to blow before giving it any love? Of course not! The minute that "check engine" light comes on, he's on it. We bet you wouldn't mind a piece of that! (Guys, take note.) In this episode, Jenna, Phil and Diane dissect TREATHER LIKE A TRUCK, which features wise and witty advice for making your marriage great again.