Happy Trail Mix

Happy Trail Mix

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Happy Trail Mix episodes

  • Gaydorado, Maxman Delay Creme and Usain Bolt’s Snowboarding (HTM S02 E14)

    This week we discuss gay phone apps, penile ejaculation delay cream, the Winter Olympics, and robots in Japan that help the elderly. What went wrong here. All this and more in today's soggy Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!


    Articles we used:


    Benjamin Franklin Popups: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/610152/social-networks-are-broken-this-man-wants-to-fix-them/


    Japan's robot helpers: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/06/japan-robots-will-care-for-80-of-elderly-by-2020


    Fatty masses:
    http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/fatberg-london-museum-1.4525964


    Weed Lube:
    https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/53nx9k/what-happens-when-you-drink-an-entire-bottle-of-weed-lube


    Fatberg:


    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/02/09/gross-but-strangely-compelling-chunks-of-londons-fatberg-go-on-display/
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    Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

    54 min
  • We <3 Shrekfest and Don’t <3 Taylor Swift (HTM S02E07)

    A festival celebrating Shrek? Taylor Swift doing something damp and unreasonable?? All of this and more in today's sloshing bag of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!

    Topic 1: That Festival Smells Like Onions
    https://www.avclub.com/heres-everything-you-missed-at-shrekfest-where-irony-g-1818846605?rev=1506531824744&utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

    Topic 2: Taylor's Ticket Toils
    http://www.popbuzz.com/music/artists/taylor-swift/news/taylor-swift-verified-fan-ticket-scam/#R3LWtyHwMmjwWoX4.97

    THE HAPPY WIKIHOW GAME! ft. Michaela, Your Host Who Smells Gross
    http://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-With-Deaf-People
    http://www.wikihow.com/Elevate-Your-Feet

    Topic 4: I literally forgot i'd just listen to the audio, fuck lockhrin

    HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix
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    Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/


    43 min
  • Netflix’s Kid’s Show Penises and Sonic’s Boob Collab (HTM S02E06)

    Sonic the Edgehog joins forces with Hooters? A rogue artist at Netflix draws a penis on a little kids show? Ducks are competitive with their dick size? All this and more on today's genital-fueled episode of Happy Trail Mix! New episode every Sunday!


    Topic 1: Sonic the Boobhog
    https://kotaku.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-is-teaming-up-with-hooters-yes-hoo-1818685633


    Topic 2: My Little Penis: Netflix is Magic
    https://www.avclub.com/legal-action-is-underway-against-artist-who-drew-a-peni-1818665632?utm_content=Newswire&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing


    Happy WikiHow Game ft. Your Host Who Styles Totes, Lockhrin
    http://www.wikihow.com/Play-With-Dogs
    http://www.wikihow.com/Dance-Without-Embarrassing-Yourself
    http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Cats


    Topic 3: Duck Duck Dick
    http://www.ibtimes.com/penis-enhancement-among-ducks-caused-competition-other-males-2591807


    HTM Twitter: https://twitter.com/HappyTrailMix
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    Music by https://soundcloud.com/richardlawrencepennyiii/

    40 min
  • Michaela Proves To Old Sexist Man That Women Can’t Drive (HTM S02E04)

    Michaela gets a golf cart stuck, I douse Alan in hand sanitizer, and the hit 2001 movie Y Tu Mamá Tambien is discussed and then destroyed. Also, we look at frog hentai. All this and more in this week's delicious Happy Trail Mix blend! New cronchy episode every week!


    Mega Man Cover art: http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/37/98/d3dccf401c36c0f9632c23c719eb80f6.jpg


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    36 min
  • Jake Paul Is Terrible, Weed Sells Weed, And A Wife’s Dress-Gun (HTM S02E01)

    Don't you hate it when you get married, and your wife immediatley pulls a gun on you? Have you ever gotten your chronic from a man named Weed? And Jake Paul is the Vine star that is more disgusting than we ever could be. New zany episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!


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    Topic 1 The Newlywed Gun Game: Wife pulls out a pistol from her dress and aims at hubby
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bride-jailed-pulling-gun-dress-firing-husband-article-1.3377557


    Topic 2 Man named Weed Trafficks Weed
    http://newsok.com/man-named-weed-accused-of-trafficking-weed/article/5558943


    Shoutout Meddling Kids Pod
    Steven and Julie
    https://twitter.com/MeddlingKidsPod



    Topic 3 What the Hell is a Jake Paul


    Michaela & Obscur blood update


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    Extra:
    Robert Pattinson Won't Diddle a Dog
    http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/05/robert-pattinson-masturbating-dog-joking/

    37 min
  • Hey Lockhrin, You’re A Fucking Asshole (HTM#49)

    We don't do anything this week, don't listen. We get into heated debates into topics that don't matter. If you've wanted to hear people be upset over The Emoji Movie and each other's existence, this is the podcast for you. Except its not. No one deserves this. New episode of Happy Trail Mix every Sunday!


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    33 min
  • Shadman and Smash Mouth’s Lolis and Poop ft. Rarenth (HTM #45)

    Why would Smash Mouth retweet an artist known for drawing lolis and Nazi imagery? Why did we invite yet another furry onto the show? Are you surprised by our lack of viewership like I am? A delicious helping of Happy Trail Mix is delivered every Sunday! Don't miss out!


     Serious question! Are ceilings walls? Vote: http://www.strawpoll.me/13283769


    Topic 1: Somebody Once Retweeted…An Anime Porn Nazi


    http://gizmodo.com/smash-mouth-retweeted-an-anime-porn-nazi-1796348092/amp


    Topic 2: [[she-bangs]] Us talking about us guy things ;) Like, poop, for example.


    Topic 3: Alan's Wizardry Update


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    44 min
  • DIDGERI-DON’T PENETRATE MY SONIC OC (HTM #40)

    Have you ever liked a picture of a gun on Instagram? Did you instantly get suspended from school? Well you should have. At least you'll have a new Instagram follower. New ep every Sunday!
    Topic 1 Locked, Liked and Loaded: The Tale of the Middle Schooler Who Liked a DANG Picture of a Gun
    http://www.fox19.com/story/35355907/middle-school-student-suspended-for-liking-photo-of-gun-on-instagram
    Topic 2 A Civil Discussion of How Insane It Is That Yu-Gi-Oh! The Anime exists, spawned sequels, is translated in so many languages, and sends our woes into the shadow realm
    Topic 3 OC Donut Steal: The New Sonic Game's Character Creator
    http://www.usgamer.net/articles/sonic-forces-lets-you-create-your-own-character-because-life-is-beautiful
    A Poem On Happy Trail Mix
    Topic 4 Didgeri-DON'T Anal Me
    http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/gay-porn-studio-fire-using-didgeridoo-dildo/
    Topic 5 Alan Wizardry Update
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    42 min
  • Bill Nye’s Ice Cream Orgy (HTM #37)

    Bill Nye converts an anthropomorphic straight, vanilla ice cream cone to the gay side. A penguin, Grape-kun, gets a waifu. And a Jimmy John's employee has no reaction to a gun put to his face. All of this and more in this week's toxic, chunky, bag of Happy Trail Mix. New episode every Sunday!
    Topic 1: Rechargable Chip Bags http://www.avclub.com/article/doritos-selling-chips-guardians-galaxy-2-soundtrac-254308
    https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/28/we-destroyed-a-collectible-doritos-mp3-player/#/
    Topic 2 Bill Nye The Leftist Cuck/Bill Nye? More like Bill Bye
    http://observer.com/2017/04/why-4chan-isnt-buying-what-bill-nye-and-political-entertainers-are-selling/
    Topic 3 Plenty of 2D Fish in the Sea-- Penguin Gets Waifu
    http://www.dorkly.com/post/83374/twitter-is-going-nuts-for-this-penguin-who-found-himself-a-waifu
    Topic 4 Can I Get A Gun With That? - Jimmy John's Employee Don't Give a Rat's Ass About A Gun Pointed At His Face
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-points-gun-head-totally-unfazed-jimmy-john-worker-article-1.3112640
    Topic 5 Alan's Wizardry Update
     
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    42 min
  • Lana Del Ray’s Witchcraft Pushes the Gay LEGO Agenda (HTM #29)

    People try to impeach trump via witchcraft, the LEGO Batman movie allegedly has gay undertones, and Pitchfork.com is discussed more than it should be.
    Topic 1: Lana Del Ray Uses Witchcraft To Impeach the Trumples
    http://pitchfork.com/news/71868-yes-lana-del-rey-is-promoting-an-anti-trump-witchcraft-ritual/?mbid=social_twitter&mbid=social_facebook
    Topic 2: Gay LEGOs (for Cool, Gay Kids! <3 )
    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/the-lego-batman-movie-gay-propaganda-bigots-a7595236.html
    Topic 3: wikiHow game: ft. your host, lockhrin-kun
    http://www.wikihow.com/Improve-the-Quality-of-Your-Voice
    http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-Panic-Attacks
    Topic 4: Things We've bought from dollar stores and five below

    Topic 5:  Do you like reality tv? Poll results
     
    Happy Trail Mix is a comedy podcast  that brings you a helping of BS every Sunday!
    35 min

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A comedy podcast featuring current events, opinions, zany topics and more! Hosted by 4 losers, some male, some female. It's a disaster.